Saturday, February 7, 2009
Radikal Noise Wants You
If you're cute and would like to model for radikal noise, please contact me @ radikalnoise@gmail.com. Being over 18 and willing to have nerds tell you you're fat and ugly even if you're a million times hotter than them is a must. You need know nothing about video games or WoW or finance. You need not enjoy my writing or sense of humor, but all of these are a plus. Pay and terms are negotiable. Best of luck.
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4 comments:
No please send that to my private email, thx.
ADULT RESUME
Personal Information:
I'm shaved. Cut, and a Neut.
I've had my tubes tied and my dental dam.
I'm taking Levitra and Viagra.
And Tums.
I'm 6'11", a 34 inch waist and my OTHER measurements are...well...
I'm a grower, not a show-er.
I work well with others.
I carry no FATAL STDs.
I catch.
Swings left.
Carpet matches.
I'm not cute but I fit the rest, can I still app?
Doesnt say anything about gender...
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