Homeless Dude at Seven Eleven

I went to seven eleven to buy some Naked juice. Berry Blast. Normally, there's no line. Today there was.

FLASH TO PRESENT TENSE DESCRIPTION OF THE SCENE

As I'm standing there, a disheveled homeless man enters the store. He's wearing a white wife-beater, except it's no longer recognizably white. Torn up khakis equally stained. A black hoodie strained to be kept in one piece.

He's muttering to himself and twitching frantically. French, I think. He proceeds to start barking. Not a bark per se, but a guttural yapping. Not intimidating in itself, but paired with the filthiness, the craziness worn on his face, and the fact my mind is rifling through diseases this man is likely a vector for -- OH. And the hair. Bob Marley dreads meet Albert Einstein fro. Add in some rodent feces and a dash of booze and you've got it.

BACK TO PAST TENSE TYVM

He started staggering up to the customers waiting in line. More incoherent French. He did more of his usual muttering and twitching. Possessed. He came up to me.

ScaryDude: <Some stupid incoherent bullshit>
Me: Yeah.
ScaryDude: I'm a shaman. I can do magics.
Me: Hmn

IM A SHAMAN I CAN DO MAJIKS

BRB WITH A REAL POST BUT THIS REALLY HAPPENED

IM A SHAMAN I CAN DO MAJIKS

Real Quick

I wrote up a terribly emo post that was half "Dear Diary Why Is My Dick So Small" and half "I Wonder What Bynis Tastes Like" but instead of paragraphs upon paragraphs that'll make you swear off dudes for life, here's what's up.

Working on a Remix slash Director's Cut version of Raddy IV. Why? Because I do what I want, fuck you haters. Actually, there's about five minutes of footage I wanted to include but didn't. Also, it'll be a few weeks till I can even start frapsing for the arena vid I want to do -- don't blame me, blame my dodger teammates. I probably won't WCM the vid as I imagine it'll be too similar to Raddy IV, but I've only added about 1.5 minutes of new footage and re-edited a few sections so far -- it may change way more extensively as I cut/splice shit up.

Yes, I still plan on keeping that long-ass druid duel in. Okay, maybe I won't. Undecided. ^^

The glitter font will be changed up tiny bit and won't face fuck the entire screen quite as much.

Not sure how much of the original music I'll keep. The Baccano intro theme will remain and the intro will be of the same format -- actually, I rapped up that part, it's slightly improved I think...

So...

Raddy IV Championship Edition or Raddy IV Hyper Turbo? Probably neither.

Video will be of the same format. Lots of fast/short clips. Very ADD. Even with extended footage, trying to keep vid sub 12 minutes, optimally 10-11. A lot of the "new" footage is me dueling as DB. ^^

I realize this seems a bit gimmicky, but some of the new footage is worth it, I promise. ^^