Is fucking sick as fucking fuck. Get that shit on WCM when it's released, GOOOO.
If you don't like the KSwiss vids, you'll obviously not like it much. But that makes you bad.
NO RADIKAL I LIKE ALL THESE BAD MAGE ROGUE VIDS BETTER. SHATTER DURING KIDNEY SHOT OMGSHOCKINGHEDIED.
If only my priest wasn't banned and Bynis wasn't a goddamn Slytherin.
Friday, August 22, 2008
Thug Means Not Saying Your Sorry
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And a homophobic bigot it would seem.
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| Ice Lance I can see the use no doubt (mostly gaying charge), but it's a little weird, too specific. I say no doubt a lot, don't you give me another stupid warning, it's cuz I'm a thug. |
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Thursday, August 21, 2008
Mage Glyphs: Extreme Fail
* Glyph of Fireball: Increases the initial damage dealt by Fireball by 5%, but removes the damage over time effect.
This is a nerd PvE glyph that actually might get some small use in Fire Arena builds, but who knows, Fire is generally terribad and that doesn't look to change.
* Glyph of Fireblast: Increases the critical strike chance of Fireblast by 50% when the target is stunned or incapacitated.
This is sweet and makes you think my previous statement about Fire PvP was wrong. Kind of lame random synergy with Impact -- the synergy with Brain Freeze is a non issue. Obviously, it synergizes with KS and CS.
* Glyph of Frost Nova: Your Frost Nova targets can take an additional 20% damage before the Frost Nova effect automatically breaks.
Trash. Unless 20% is the magic number where you can always never break novas on that first lance crit.
* Glyph of Frostbolt: Increases the damage dealt by Frostbolt by 5%, but removes the slowing effect.
The nerdiest thing I've ever seen. Skateboard P called me up and was like "shit dog that's gayer than me, cop my Ice Creams they sick nigga." No frostbite. (I WAS JUST TESTING U NERDS WITH THIS) Are you serious? FIRE GIVES UP A FUCKING 30 DAMAGE TICK AND I GIVE UP MY SNARES AND THE HOPE I EVER GET LAID? COOL BRO.
* Glyph of Ice Armor: Your Ice Armor and Frost Armor spells grant an additional 20% armor and resistance.
Glyph of Old Improved Frost Ward. Without the reflecting. Yeah. Blizz, you guys are doing a great job.
* Glyph of Ice Block: Your Frost Nova cooldown is now reset every time you use Ice Block.
When I drop this IB, my nova will be reset. Oh shit, I forgot to nova before I blocked. Well if I had nova'd, instead of it being up in 10 seconds, it will be up immediately. But oh, it's on DR if I nova right away. How come I can't suck my own dick?
* Glyph of Ice Lance: Increases the range of your Ice Lance by 5 yards.
I gay charges. I might have other uses who knows.
* Glyph of Icy Veins: Your Icy Veins ability also removes all movement slowing and cast time slowing effects.
Success. Now immunity would be baller. I mean it is a fucking 3min CD. I ask too much.
* Glyph of Improved Scorch: The Improved Scorch talent now generates 5 applications of the Improved Scorch effect each time Scorch is cast.
This alone will drive 2/18/51 to emerge as the Frost spec. It gays dispel so fucking hard. This is far and away the best glyph.
* Glyph of Invisibility: Increases the duration of the Invisibility effect by 5 sec.
Sweet 5 more seconds of self CC. Invisibility isn't good. More of it isn't good. It's like that saying, "You can have too much of a good thing" except this thing wasn't even good.
* Glyph of Mage Armor: Your Mage Armor spell grants an additional 20% mana regeneration while casting.
Wow this is nerd. This whole Mage Armor vs Molten Armor thing in PvE is so fucked right now. At this point, mages would rather not have Molten Armor in the game. Because if our theoretical DPS is implying that 5% crit and our gear is throatstuffed with spirit, we're tea to the bagged as we either lose 5% of our DPS or get horribly itemized.
* Glyph of Mana Gem: Increases the mana recieved from using a mana gem by 10%.
Haha, no really. What's this do?
* Glyph of Molten Armor: Your Molten Armor spell grants an additional 2% critical strike chance.
Molten Armor is bad. It needs to be flat removed. Sorry. You tried. God bless you, we know you tried.
* Glyph of Polymorph: Your Polymorph spell also removes all damage over time effects from the target.
Um, this is your poly fix? Freezing traps don't break on damage anymore, but we fucking remove the dots. Wow. This better be coupled with poly not healing. Because this is bad. And I know some fucking nerd will tell me how it isn't bad. But you're bad too. I went there. AND I FUCKING LIKED IT.
* Glyph of Remove Curse: Your Remove Curse spell also makes the target immune to all Curses for 6 sec.
Okay this is awesome and none of you know why. I'll tell you because I'm like Prometheus. I bring fire to men and chicks in Peru try to steal my kidney. There will be a mage and he will be bad. But this mage, this bad mage, he will get this glyph. He will face a mighty warlock, NickDiggory the Malefic. He will have Curse of Tongues cast upon him. He will remove it. The Black one will reapply his tonguing curse only to see Immune flash upon his screen. Nick will curse not the mage but only the screen as he spends two more globals in vain. "I WILL NEVER TRY TO REAPLLY TONGUES TO A MAGE AGAIN!!!" And no warlock from then on ever shall.
* Glyph of Water Elemental: Reduces the cooldown of your Summon Water Elemental spell by 30 sec.
The PvE nerd in me approves of this glyph as it's roughly 5% more WE uptime and because I know I'll be stuck playing WE due to Imp WE'd nerd mana regen.
* Glyph of Blink: Increases the distance you travel with the Blink spell by 5 yards.
If this only did jack shit, doo da doo da doo da doo!
* Glyph of Evocation: Your Evocation ability also causes you to regain 15% of your health over its duration.
Hmn, not bad 100% of your health over 8 seconds. Oh you said 15? Did I fuck your mom or something?
* Glyph of Arcane Explosion: Reduces mana cost of Arcane Explosion by 10%.
Mages: master of AoE.*
* Mages are actually not masters of AoE, and even in the rare instances where they are, AoE is completely useless in PvP and their prowess is a marginal improvement at best in the few situations it is relevant in endgame PvE.
* Glyph of Arcane Missiles: Increases the range of Arcane Missiles by 5 yards.
FUCK THESE MISSILES TRACKING ME THROUGH THE PILLAR. ITS A GOOD THING THAT MAGE IS OOM AND THESE DON'T OUTDAMAGE LIFEBLOOM. WHERES MY MUTILATE ROGUE ITS TIME TO OWN BG9 WITHOUT USING HALF MY GCDS!!
* Glyph of Arcane Power: Increases the duration of Arcane Power by 3 sec.
Um, 3 seconds. It's okay. Maybe it'll last longer the second time.
This is a nerd PvE glyph that actually might get some small use in Fire Arena builds, but who knows, Fire is generally terribad and that doesn't look to change.
* Glyph of Fireblast: Increases the critical strike chance of Fireblast by 50% when the target is stunned or incapacitated.
This is sweet and makes you think my previous statement about Fire PvP was wrong. Kind of lame random synergy with Impact -- the synergy with Brain Freeze is a non issue. Obviously, it synergizes with KS and CS.
* Glyph of Frost Nova: Your Frost Nova targets can take an additional 20% damage before the Frost Nova effect automatically breaks.
Trash. Unless 20% is the magic number where you can always never break novas on that first lance crit.
* Glyph of Frostbolt: Increases the damage dealt by Frostbolt by 5%, but removes the slowing effect.
The nerdiest thing I've ever seen. Skateboard P called me up and was like "shit dog that's gayer than me, cop my Ice Creams they sick nigga." No frostbite. (I WAS JUST TESTING U NERDS WITH THIS) Are you serious? FIRE GIVES UP A FUCKING 30 DAMAGE TICK AND I GIVE UP MY SNARES AND THE HOPE I EVER GET LAID? COOL BRO.
* Glyph of Ice Armor: Your Ice Armor and Frost Armor spells grant an additional 20% armor and resistance.
Glyph of Old Improved Frost Ward. Without the reflecting. Yeah. Blizz, you guys are doing a great job.
* Glyph of Ice Block: Your Frost Nova cooldown is now reset every time you use Ice Block.
When I drop this IB, my nova will be reset. Oh shit, I forgot to nova before I blocked. Well if I had nova'd, instead of it being up in 10 seconds, it will be up immediately. But oh, it's on DR if I nova right away. How come I can't suck my own dick?
* Glyph of Ice Lance: Increases the range of your Ice Lance by 5 yards.
I gay charges. I might have other uses who knows.
* Glyph of Icy Veins: Your Icy Veins ability also removes all movement slowing and cast time slowing effects.
Success. Now immunity would be baller. I mean it is a fucking 3min CD. I ask too much.
* Glyph of Improved Scorch: The Improved Scorch talent now generates 5 applications of the Improved Scorch effect each time Scorch is cast.
This alone will drive 2/18/51 to emerge as the Frost spec. It gays dispel so fucking hard. This is far and away the best glyph.
* Glyph of Invisibility: Increases the duration of the Invisibility effect by 5 sec.
Sweet 5 more seconds of self CC. Invisibility isn't good. More of it isn't good. It's like that saying, "You can have too much of a good thing" except this thing wasn't even good.
* Glyph of Mage Armor: Your Mage Armor spell grants an additional 20% mana regeneration while casting.
Wow this is nerd. This whole Mage Armor vs Molten Armor thing in PvE is so fucked right now. At this point, mages would rather not have Molten Armor in the game. Because if our theoretical DPS is implying that 5% crit and our gear is throatstuffed with spirit, we're tea to the bagged as we either lose 5% of our DPS or get horribly itemized.
* Glyph of Mana Gem: Increases the mana recieved from using a mana gem by 10%.
Haha, no really. What's this do?
* Glyph of Molten Armor: Your Molten Armor spell grants an additional 2% critical strike chance.
Molten Armor is bad. It needs to be flat removed. Sorry. You tried. God bless you, we know you tried.
* Glyph of Polymorph: Your Polymorph spell also removes all damage over time effects from the target.
Um, this is your poly fix? Freezing traps don't break on damage anymore, but we fucking remove the dots. Wow. This better be coupled with poly not healing. Because this is bad. And I know some fucking nerd will tell me how it isn't bad. But you're bad too. I went there. AND I FUCKING LIKED IT.
* Glyph of Remove Curse: Your Remove Curse spell also makes the target immune to all Curses for 6 sec.
Okay this is awesome and none of you know why. I'll tell you because I'm like Prometheus. I bring fire to men and chicks in Peru try to steal my kidney. There will be a mage and he will be bad. But this mage, this bad mage, he will get this glyph. He will face a mighty warlock, NickDiggory the Malefic. He will have Curse of Tongues cast upon him. He will remove it. The Black one will reapply his tonguing curse only to see Immune flash upon his screen. Nick will curse not the mage but only the screen as he spends two more globals in vain. "I WILL NEVER TRY TO REAPLLY TONGUES TO A MAGE AGAIN!!!" And no warlock from then on ever shall.
* Glyph of Water Elemental: Reduces the cooldown of your Summon Water Elemental spell by 30 sec.
The PvE nerd in me approves of this glyph as it's roughly 5% more WE uptime and because I know I'll be stuck playing WE due to Imp WE'd nerd mana regen.
* Glyph of Blink: Increases the distance you travel with the Blink spell by 5 yards.
If this only did jack shit, doo da doo da doo da doo!
* Glyph of Evocation: Your Evocation ability also causes you to regain 15% of your health over its duration.
Hmn, not bad 100% of your health over 8 seconds. Oh you said 15? Did I fuck your mom or something?
* Glyph of Arcane Explosion: Reduces mana cost of Arcane Explosion by 10%.
Mages: master of AoE.*
* Mages are actually not masters of AoE, and even in the rare instances where they are, AoE is completely useless in PvP and their prowess is a marginal improvement at best in the few situations it is relevant in endgame PvE.
* Glyph of Arcane Missiles: Increases the range of Arcane Missiles by 5 yards.
FUCK THESE MISSILES TRACKING ME THROUGH THE PILLAR. ITS A GOOD THING THAT MAGE IS OOM AND THESE DON'T OUTDAMAGE LIFEBLOOM. WHERES MY MUTILATE ROGUE ITS TIME TO OWN BG9 WITHOUT USING HALF MY GCDS!!
* Glyph of Arcane Power: Increases the duration of Arcane Power by 3 sec.
Um, 3 seconds. It's okay. Maybe it'll last longer the second time.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Canada
I've long hear tell that Canada was a peaceful land, a quiet land. A land full of weed, girls that would be really hot if a bit less pale, and mp3s for everyone. I was shocked and appalled to hear of the recent Canadian bus beheading.
Yes, beheading. A man, Vince Wigwamorsomeshit Li, stabbed a young man to death on a Greyhound bus and proceeded to decapitate the victim with a knife. Oh, he also cut off random pieces of the body and ate them in front of the other passengers. Apparently, the bus was eventually stopped and the passengers trapped the man inside the bus by forcing the doors shut from the outside. In response, Vince, Vinnie, waved the decapitated head in front of the door's glass.
We get it. Your country sucks at the Olympics. You smoke pot all day and listen to bands like The Hold Steady and Tokyo Police Club. Without paying. Well, you might pay for the kush. But not dem' mp3s. You fucking rebels. You steal them shits and tell the RIAA to suck your dick. For the nutritional content. And maybe the flavor. Fucking RIAA. (Don't sue me if you are reading this, King of Music, I bought them mp3s and she said she was 18)
Let's be realistic. Too cold to swim. Too burly for gymnastics. Too cold to do any of that Track and Field shit. Case almost closed.
I wasn't satisfied with the "Too Damn Cold" theory so I decided to some Jasi-like research and speak to a real life Canadian.
radikal: yo kale ur from canada
kale: I am?
radikal: yeah u said so
radikal: anyway watchu think about the olympics
kale: I don't really follow the Summer Games
radikal: this interview is DONE
kale: wtf
Denial is not a river in Egypt my Canadian friends.
To be perfectly honest, my main interest coming into the Olypmics was watching my true love, Ana Ivanovic, compete. No tennis hotties equals shitty television. I bring this up because apparently, ex tennis hottie Anna Kournikova, isn't dead.
Proof:
Okay to be honest, that could be pretty much any girl's ass and Maxim just stuck her name on it. Who knows. Fuck the ass though. Check out that foliage. The color is intense -- whoever takes care of them shits knows their shit. I want that shit for my place. I bet I'd look just as good walking though gorgeous, leafy ferns like those. I said shit a lot in this paragraph that was intended to be discussing an ass. Oh Freud, you are one cruel motherfucker.
It's not like she was ever very good at tennis. That was the problem really because you couldn't really be a Kournikova fan without being a huge pervert. Now she's taking tennis out of the equation. SHOOT THE HOSTAGE. TAKE HIM OUT OF THE EQUATION. God bless you Keanu.
Kournikova...Keanu...hmnn that's a lot of K names. Wouldn't want people to think I'm racist...
Okay, that's really old. So is this. Kool Kolor Kids Computer Cart. Life is amazing.
I had a point with this post. I lost it between looking for last night's Weeds episode, which apparently airs tonight (Fuck you Showtime), and seeing those Maxim's at 7-11 with thought-to-be-dead Kournikova. No, I didn't actually buy a Maxim. On a psuedo porn note -- has that Anna Faris just-the-cover Playboy come out?
Is it common to do just-the-cover? To be honest, I wouldn't know who she is if it weren't for entourage. I do like her. Not love. But like. Like like. I've never been a Playboy fan so I have zero clue if it's common to grace the cover and not the pages; it reminds of me that Brazilian synchronized diving team that was supposed to be at the Olympics but then, well, didn't go. And that whole "never a Playboy fan" thing is true. Mixing middlebrow humor with tits is a nogo for me.
And that's it for this latest fucked up cruise through my brain. How does this reconcile with what we know about the world btw?
Yes, beheading. A man, Vince Wigwamorsomeshit Li, stabbed a young man to death on a Greyhound bus and proceeded to decapitate the victim with a knife. Oh, he also cut off random pieces of the body and ate them in front of the other passengers. Apparently, the bus was eventually stopped and the passengers trapped the man inside the bus by forcing the doors shut from the outside. In response, Vince, Vinnie, waved the decapitated head in front of the door's glass.
We get it. Your country sucks at the Olympics. You smoke pot all day and listen to bands like The Hold Steady and Tokyo Police Club. Without paying. Well, you might pay for the kush. But not dem' mp3s. You fucking rebels. You steal them shits and tell the RIAA to suck your dick. For the nutritional content. And maybe the flavor. Fucking RIAA. (Don't sue me if you are reading this, King of Music, I bought them mp3s and she said she was 18)
Let's be realistic. Too cold to swim. Too burly for gymnastics. Too cold to do any of that Track and Field shit. Case almost closed.
I wasn't satisfied with the "Too Damn Cold" theory so I decided to some Jasi-like research and speak to a real life Canadian.
radikal: yo kale ur from canada
kale: I am?
radikal: yeah u said so
radikal: anyway watchu think about the olympics
kale: I don't really follow the Summer Games
radikal: this interview is DONE
kale: wtf
Denial is not a river in Egypt my Canadian friends.
To be perfectly honest, my main interest coming into the Olypmics was watching my true love, Ana Ivanovic, compete. No tennis hotties equals shitty television. I bring this up because apparently, ex tennis hottie Anna Kournikova, isn't dead.
Proof:
Okay to be honest, that could be pretty much any girl's ass and Maxim just stuck her name on it. Who knows. Fuck the ass though. Check out that foliage. The color is intense -- whoever takes care of them shits knows their shit. I want that shit for my place. I bet I'd look just as good walking though gorgeous, leafy ferns like those. I said shit a lot in this paragraph that was intended to be discussing an ass. Oh Freud, you are one cruel motherfucker.It's not like she was ever very good at tennis. That was the problem really because you couldn't really be a Kournikova fan without being a huge pervert. Now she's taking tennis out of the equation. SHOOT THE HOSTAGE. TAKE HIM OUT OF THE EQUATION. God bless you Keanu.
Kournikova...Keanu...hmnn that's a lot of K names. Wouldn't want people to think I'm racist...
Okay, that's really old. So is this. Kool Kolor Kids Computer Cart. Life is amazing.
I had a point with this post. I lost it between looking for last night's Weeds episode, which apparently airs tonight (Fuck you Showtime), and seeing those Maxim's at 7-11 with thought-to-be-dead Kournikova. No, I didn't actually buy a Maxim. On a psuedo porn note -- has that Anna Faris just-the-cover Playboy come out?
Is it common to do just-the-cover? To be honest, I wouldn't know who she is if it weren't for entourage. I do like her. Not love. But like. Like like. I've never been a Playboy fan so I have zero clue if it's common to grace the cover and not the pages; it reminds of me that Brazilian synchronized diving team that was supposed to be at the Olympics but then, well, didn't go. And that whole "never a Playboy fan" thing is true. Mixing middlebrow humor with tits is a nogo for me.
And that's it for this latest fucked up cruise through my brain. How does this reconcile with what we know about the world btw?
Sunday, August 17, 2008
New Frostfire Bolt Animation
For whoever was asking what it looked like, here's a vid with it. (and hot streak sploiting with some 1.5 pyros mixed in) Fucking WeGame is sweet but chops off the first and last second of everything. (>.<)
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