Why Am I Always Losing At the Internet

I'm in Seoul, gamer NERD heaven, a kingdom of crafts, be they star or war, a land of handjobs and tiny yellow hands. I return to Osaka shortly, and then, by way of a flying sky rape machine, I will return to the greatest country in the United States of America -- the USA.

What have I learned from my LONG stay in this god forsaking part of the world?

• The average Korean erect penis is 3.75 inches long
• I need video games in my life like PacMan needs white balls in his mouth
• If a girl says she's an "S", that does not mean she's a sub
• Raw horse meat is delicious but weirdly sour
• Girls at Black clubs don't like me no matter where I am in the world

Stay, tuned?

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what did i just fucking tell u