Actually, I was back yesterday but was too lazy to post. Vegas was bright and full of stupid people. As per usual. Even more concisely, it was awesome.
I watched a fair amount of Olympics while at the tables. Who the fuck says 'fair amount'? Hmnn.
Oh. The Olympics. So the Chinese brought a 13 year old girl and we're like pissed off about it. Who cares? If you're losing to little kids, isn't that the problem right there? To all you thirteen year old, beautiful, prepubescent Chinese girls, I support you. P.S. I have popsicles in my basement.
Despite being so American that my urine comes out first red then white then blue, I've found myself occasionally cheering for the little countries. I saw this French featherweight boxer totally trash this dance-like-a-OUCHMYFACE southpaw and was shaking my fist for him and everything. TRES BIEN! TRES BIEN FRENCH DUDE, TRES BIEN1! VOULLEZ VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI CE SOIR? I also cheered for some sweet Belarussian weightlifter until the Chinese refs stole his medal and gave it to one of their countrymen. Who even knew there was a country called Belarus? Apparently, they have a dictator and at least one in three women in their country will fuck you. That second part I might have made up but seriously if you want to get tourists, how can you beat "Our women will probably fuck you" as a slogan?
I also watched some of the Girl's Beach Volleyball. Why is this not the whole Olympics? No offense to you Phelps fanboys, but come fucking on. As in, pick the girls. Not ripple-y shine-y muscle-y Phelps -- a man who rips through the water like it's Astroglide. Or he's Astroglide. No, the water is the Astroglide. Something is Astroglide here. You know what I mean. It's that stuff you use for buttsex. Or so I hear. Sleek and glide-y. Like Mr. Phelps.
The German girls were facing off against the Brazilian team earlier today and to be honest, I have no clue who won or if they were even keeping score. (talking volleyball here not buttsex) I didn't even know the team in Pink was Germany until one of my friends told me that, just because they're butts said Nike, doesn't mean they're from Nike, which let's be fair, is confusing. The Brazilian asses read "Brazil" and, despite the fact that they were kinda scary looking in their 1980s sunglasses, at least they were patriotic enough to show the world that their ass = Brazil.
There's a whole bunch of non-bikini events going on right now that I won't choose over porn, and thus we're at the sad conclusion to my Olympic commentary.
Friday, August 15, 2008
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Monday, August 11, 2008
Satan, Satan, Lend Me a Dollar
Hi there, sexy. Watchu been up to? Yeah? Nah, sounds cool. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. NICE. Yeah. Yeah. Really? What are you wearing? Haha hot. Take it off. =p Yeah. SOON. Nonono. Yes. No. I'm spent.
Um, I've not been doing shit lately except some slight arenaing on my priest and mage. Beta is still boring as hell as there's nothing to test and most everything is still broken. I'm working on a new Noir but it probably won't be finishes for a while -- it's pretty different than the others. It's about Alpha and is hence semi third person-y.
You know what's gayer than aids? Television. Well, not TV per se. I love TV. I hate the system. Cable, Satellite, whatever. Networks. I spend 104.99 per month just for digital HD + Showtime + HBO -- the only time I turn on my TV at all now is to watch Weeds. And before that Battlestar and Gossip Girl. And when Weeds ends, hopefully Entourage will be back on. My point and it's somewhat lost in my stupid ranting is that who the fuck gives a shit about most the channels and who really identifies with the whole concept of networks anymore.
Ever since iTunes, we don't watch channels, we watch shows. Pick and choose. Cable is like the shitty buffet from school when all you wanted was some chicken fingers but you had to still wait behind all the fatty mcfatfats getting who the fuck knows what. Why can't TV go to a subscription model? You pick the SHOWS you want. You pay for the SEASON and that's what you get. And to allow for experimentation (no, not the just-the-tip kind), why not just have the first episode or two of each show be free?
Granted this doesn't make sense for all channels, but it certainly does for some.
RADIKAL WHY CANT U JUST DOWNLOAD IT OFF ICHOONS U DUMB SPICGOOKNAGA.
Because it's gay and slow at updating and I need to watch shit without waiting days. I don't mind commercials. Every fucking commercial could be Kotex for all I care.
RAGE RAGE RAGE
And no, I don't even get any porn channels. Porn channels, tbh, are the only extra channels that provide any utility. Bravo? Lifetime? CSpan? Who fucking wants this stupid shit?
BUT IF U GO TO A SUBSCRIPTION MODEL NOBODY WILL PAY FOR THOSE STUPID BAD CHANNELS AND THEY WONT SURVIVE
Good. I wish dicks on those channels. I don't want any of them. History channel fuck you. Discovery, I might pay for shark week, otherwise fuck yourself. All those bad American sitcom shit networks, fucking kill yourselves you dumb whitewhites.
A lot of popular shows pull 10 million viewers per week -- at 2$ an episode plus commercials and product placement, that's pretty solid revenue. It's certainly enough to finance even the costliest of shows.
Fuck.
Um, I've not been doing shit lately except some slight arenaing on my priest and mage. Beta is still boring as hell as there's nothing to test and most everything is still broken. I'm working on a new Noir but it probably won't be finishes for a while -- it's pretty different than the others. It's about Alpha and is hence semi third person-y.
You know what's gayer than aids? Television. Well, not TV per se. I love TV. I hate the system. Cable, Satellite, whatever. Networks. I spend 104.99 per month just for digital HD + Showtime + HBO -- the only time I turn on my TV at all now is to watch Weeds. And before that Battlestar and Gossip Girl. And when Weeds ends, hopefully Entourage will be back on. My point and it's somewhat lost in my stupid ranting is that who the fuck gives a shit about most the channels and who really identifies with the whole concept of networks anymore.
Ever since iTunes, we don't watch channels, we watch shows. Pick and choose. Cable is like the shitty buffet from school when all you wanted was some chicken fingers but you had to still wait behind all the fatty mcfatfats getting who the fuck knows what. Why can't TV go to a subscription model? You pick the SHOWS you want. You pay for the SEASON and that's what you get. And to allow for experimentation (no, not the just-the-tip kind), why not just have the first episode or two of each show be free?
Granted this doesn't make sense for all channels, but it certainly does for some.
RADIKAL WHY CANT U JUST DOWNLOAD IT OFF ICHOONS U DUMB SPICGOOKNAGA.
Because it's gay and slow at updating and I need to watch shit without waiting days. I don't mind commercials. Every fucking commercial could be Kotex for all I care.
RAGE RAGE RAGE
And no, I don't even get any porn channels. Porn channels, tbh, are the only extra channels that provide any utility. Bravo? Lifetime? CSpan? Who fucking wants this stupid shit?
BUT IF U GO TO A SUBSCRIPTION MODEL NOBODY WILL PAY FOR THOSE STUPID BAD CHANNELS AND THEY WONT SURVIVE
Good. I wish dicks on those channels. I don't want any of them. History channel fuck you. Discovery, I might pay for shark week, otherwise fuck yourself. All those bad American sitcom shit networks, fucking kill yourselves you dumb whitewhites.
A lot of popular shows pull 10 million viewers per week -- at 2$ an episode plus commercials and product placement, that's pretty solid revenue. It's certainly enough to finance even the costliest of shows.
Fuck.
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