Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Could My 5v5 Arena Team Beat Any WNBA Team in Basketball?

And if we could, would it be worth it to Juwanna Mann that shit? Would I be be the ugliest or prettiest?

Did anyone catch Weeds? Yes, I know it's been fucking awful for a long time. But well there's murder and Clue references and a Milf druglord -- a few of favorite things. It's also the only thing on till the NFL gets going. Well...there's also Rubicon. But when I watch that shit, I feel like a huge NERD. Plus it's on AMC so the pacing is atrocious, ie nothing the fuck ever happens, sup Mad Men.

I don't really like scary old guys in America secret society phobia plots anyways. I'm just not very scared of impotent dying white guys unless they're Jon Voight. They're like the wrong kind of Republicans to be afraid of -- it's the creationists and anti-abortion crazies that worry me more.

Do you believe in Math? Yeah. Do you believe in Calculus? Of course. Do you believe in Carbon Dating? FUCK NO SATAN IS TRIKING U.

Or:

Do you believe that God created the whole universe 5000 years ago? Yes. Do you believe that the stars are far away? Of course. What about shit that's really far away, say the Andromeda Galaxy? Yes. It's 2.5 million light years away... So?

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

What Did Cinderella Say When She Reached the Ball?

(GAGGING NOISE)

So WoM is on the way out, for those who care, which, I do -- despite extreme levels of slackerness on my part and a lot of guest bloggers who I never liked much, 'cept you Trance you sexy motherfucker, I still have read the majority of the hokage's ramblings over the years and still think he was probably one of the reasons I stayed interested in the game as long as I have. (AND STILL AM SHIFT LET'S LSD SOME BITCHES)

Why is it "LSD" instead of "DSL" anyways?

I apologize, jk I'm not sorry at all, jk I am, for the lack of Beta rambling but the last few patches haven't changed much. For those out of the loopty-loop, the Mirror Images glyph now rapes faces (and makes them look up while doing so). As Arcane those little mini-mes start ABing kids for almost 3k a cast, which from my experience in the new WG zone, which is pretty gay tbqh, is basically enough to easily solo 1-2 people of most classes. This should remind you probably of Mirrors in the last Beta -- so this shit will definitely be hugely nerfed and it's unclear whether the whole Mirrors casting different nukes depending on your spec will be largely cosmetic.

Sprint change for rogues is okay. As much as I love rogue -- it's going to take a few more changes to lure me away from priest/mage. Sub is actually pretty fun but the inability to do shit to plate is pretty frustrating. I actually think Muti isn't too far away from being sweet.

That's all I got. Summer == basketball.