Posting On A Friday Night

Hi internet friends.

So, yes, it's Friday night, and I'm here blogging instead of boozing. What's even more sad is I'm halfway through a tallboy of high life and I'm listening to soul2soul and trying to understand how anybody likes this Modern Family show. It's hard for me to watch TV shows when there isn't a character I (maybe secretly) want to have sex with. I mean V has Lisa, 24 has Jack, Glee has well everyone, Gossip Girl has Chuck, Flashforward has his milf wife, but I just want to murder every MF char. (And not the fuck them first) I'm like four episodes in and it's the same gay jokes every week. Now to be fair, one, and this one would be a one I don't like very much, but this one, the one I don't like, could perhaps claim that this blog is a rehash of the same gay jokes over and over. NOMNOMNOMPENIS HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY. PS. DICKS.

(That person would be gay and wrong)

Where have I been?

Nowhere really. Briefly stopped by Candy Mountain. I've gone from addicted to all the way to bored by 4square in a month. I've yet to have success by telling a girl that she "has to" because I'm THE MAYOR but it's not for lack of trying and I've always been a romantic at heart and know that some day I'll meet the right girl. My last date did end pretty poorly, I'm not going to lie, but who lives in Chicago and doesn't know what a Belmont transfer is? (It's a train stop where you can xfer off the red line onto the brown line, and I don't know wtf UD kids are smoking with all the period nonsense but that shit is unrelated)

I've been cold turkey on all things gaming for the past month or so -- I even gave away all my SC2 keys. (Which tonight I very much regret as I'm too hungover to go out again) I do very much miss all my ethugs and epoons and not so secretly hope that Cataclysm or SCII can seduce me away from this shitty RL mmo where all you do is farm gold and chat and never actually get to kill anyone unless you go all Patrick Bateman, but honestly both hookers and homeless people both skeeve me out and who else can you really serial kill these days? Children?

I'm not dead nor have I abandoned you. I don't really do the "I MUST BLOG THREE TIMES A WEEK OR KILL MYSELF" thing, which by now you've probably noticed, but keep checking in, as I'm still alive and still enjoy letting you watch my rough sex with words.