Thursday, May 1, 2008

Spell Haste Builds


This thing is a bit old news now, I apologize, but recently there has been a lot of theorycrafting about using spell haste sets in arena, and now with S4 gear, you'll be able to rock 400+ spell haste easy without PvE anything. (There are also PvP honor pieces)

You can basically rock passive heroism all the time, or 30%-ish passive reduction, always. It costs you a good chunk of your damage. As fire, this isn't too attractive. Yeah, fast scorches are kind of cool, you get the debuff up faster, but really AP-Fire is almost entirely about using AP's multiplier to take advantage of stacked +dmg; the damage sacrifice is too severe.

What about sick DB? Well, you'd need 50% haste to be able to get a guaranteed Dragon's Breath into Fireball combo. But 30% haste yields only a half second window, which might be good enough. (Remember haste reduces not only Fireball cast time but the global on DB)

Either way, DB still sucks. =p

I see haste really shining in RMP WE 3s. With stacked haste gear and IV, it's not going to be feasible to deny your poly's perfectly. Plus you're going to freecast more bolts. Shatter combos will be much weaker, but WE isn't particularly dependent on your frostbolt damage to secure kills.

I think haste is a pretty cool stat in theory -- I don't think the class is set up very well to take advantage of it necessarily, but it's going to raise the skill cap a bit as healers (priests omg) are going to have faster globals and faster heals. When cyclones, fears, polys, flashes are all on the order of 1 second instead of 1.5, it's going to become imperative players learn to CS early in casts. (Your bars will also be unreliable!) Players will have more globals to use per game and more decisions to make.

The counter to all this is that mages without high damage can't kill anything or put much pressure on healers. Turning your frostbolts into Arcane Missiles might not be ideal. But think of the Focus Meta Gem + Quag'd Eye + IV + 30% passive haste + Heroism retardedness. Or just stacked poly casts in 3s!

Dicks.

What about 40/0/21 stacked Arcane Missile spam? =p

Also...

In a world with faster globals, recognize that all crowd control is indirectly buffed. Time isn't so much what matters, but globals. Imp CS becomes 3.25 globals instead of 2.5. Poly is 10 globals, not 8. Same is true for fear, scatter, trap, stuns, everything. Could be unpredictable how this impacts things; you'd expect faster globals to help warlocks, but since rogues lock out casters most effectively, perhaps they take as great a benefit in some weird sense, which increases rogue prevalence, which counter locks, which ate the spider who swallowed the fly and so on.

FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO GO SEE IRONMAN

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

NPH Isn't Mentioned in This Post

As you've probably heard over on Da Riot, Azael, Spoh and Zyz have been not only sponsored but are doing pretty well on TR. Who fucking cares? I do. Zyz and Azael are my nigs and I don't really know Spoh but 2/3 ain't bad. They might be emo bastards but I fucking love them like that bunny love Trix and faggots sweat dicks.

I put up a tiny (your dick) teaser for my (dick) incredible up and coming vid last night. I'll try to get a better version of the Vimeo up later tonight if I'm not requiring use of my comp for arenas. (Unlikely as I still need a human rogue for 2s, and two rogues or a human rogue and a ele-shammy/SP for 3s)

Did anyone watch Harold and Kumar and think of GC4? I did. My dick rumble in the jungle, yo dick got touched by your uncle.

Long live the storm king.

I actually fucking loved GC's last vid and thought it was basically perfect, but theres a lot of GC (player) haters. GET THAT JUNGLE MUSIC OUT OF YOUR VIDEOS WOW IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

I've been playing almost exclusively fire specs since 2.3 hit. Unless I can find a very strong rogue for 2s 2dps and 3s 3dps in the near future, I'll probably swap back to WE and run more conventional (boring) lineups. I've been still sort of interested in running 0/50/11 in a 2345 5s but I lack 4pc T6 and I doubt I can find the people on BDF for it. I'm not about to start frapsing RMP 3s so I'm not sure what I'll do for some non-zzz arena footage.

Unless ag_uf has working party targets and debuff/buff timers in the near future, it's time to swap to Pitbull. Once I custom up Pitbull to be suitably amusing (racist and homophobic), I'll post up a UI compilation. (I stole everything from Affix but fuck it)

Too much parentheticals up in this bitch.

Oh, by the gay. Check Quag's Eye + Focus Meta. It's pretty beast with IV and poly 4-piece. If you're into that sort of thing... I personally like big crits. BIIIIGGG CRITSSS.

I like chicks with big tits n' small hips who ride big dicks in small whips.


Thug out.

Bleh, newer vimeo still looks like penis. It has my cliche gay distorted text though.


Raddy V Preview from radikal on Vimeo.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Cassie

LOL

Preview

Vimeo stream is such a fucking piece of shit. Insane quality -> total shit. SICK BRO.

DRAGON'S BAD

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Of Newbs and Dykes

I logged on to TR to receive a challenge from these two PvP gods:



They explained to me that it was "newbish" to move around during duels. Must prefer a little reverse cowgirl to doing it from behind, eh? (Imagine a sly wink and an elbow nudge along with that)

I'm not saying they're the cowgirl...

Forget it.

Yes, that's my gnome, not my dead sexy belf. I had to retire Raddy the belf. Players would walk by me outside Ironforge and their real-life girlfriends would see the sexy belf on their screen and get jealous. What's she got that I don't? Why do you play these games you fat ugly pervert? Jealousy would turn to curiosity. Curiosity to desire. They had to know who controlled such a sex magnet. They'd wake in the middle of the night. Angry and confused. I'm not a dyke. I'm not a fucking dyke.

They'd log on their boyfriends' characters at odd of hours of the night. Hoping to spot Baddy. When they did, "Hi. Your character is really beautiful. I've tried for hours to create a matching belf but your's, well your's is something special."

"Thanks, you're really pretty too."

"Can I brush your hair?"

"Only if you hold me."

"I want to tongue fuck you till you vomit."

Baddy has gone offline.

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Baddy has come online.

"Do you have any nudes?"



PICS INCOMING

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I like Battlestar Gay-Lactate-Uhhh alright, but does anyone else think that Caprica (the new show) is the worst fucking idea ever? Pre-war family drama without naked azn sexbots? Fuck that. Oh and the 12th is Tom Zarek. I'd bet your left nut on it.