Yesterday I said that Beta was coming, but it came a little sooner than I expected. No, I'm not going there.
Emails have been going out, but I've yet to receive one. Once again, Blizzard, please check my email address again. God@Gmail.com and BallerJesus@gmail.com are actually not me. I fucking love Baller Jesus, so if you want to give him a key, go for it. He taught me that water to wine shit after I showed him the secret Asian to Jasian transformation. (It involves her singing Daiyenu and shouting "Next Year in Jerusalem" -- you know it worked if she can recite all of Paul Revere or if a Mike D tattoo appears on her lower back. I fucking love Mike D.)
More importantly, Batman fucking owned. As did scalping tickets. I speculated on them shits like they were oil. What amazed me was that there were people who showed up dressed up as fucking Batman who didn't have tickets already. There were also people dressed as Robin. Yup, Boy fucking Wonder. Shit is gayer than Greeks. The Joker was awesome -- everyone is sucking Heath's (dead) dick for his performance. I will too. And whoever wrote his dialog. It's transcendent. A fucking villain to remember. People are already SPECULATING that he' s got potential for a best supporting posthumous oscar. (Best Actor would be very bold) Fucking speculators man.
I've been over to Da Riot to catch up. Anyone else notice an uptick in the amount of creative fiction? I don't like to brag, except for when I do, which is always, but I'm a motherfucking TRENDSETTER. That's the problem with words. That needs to be a sample. TRENDSETTER. Fuck. Words. Don't. Get. It. Done.
Actually, I think it's interesting (wow that word has zero meaning) that GameRiot is diversifying. It's been the trajectory of every WoW blog. Start hardcore on WoW. Branch into other shit. Focus on the other shit. Randomly talk about the bigger changes in WoW. World of Ming, Shadow Gaming, this site -- it's just the nature of the game. It moves slowly. GameRiot bloggers face the additional challenge that many people cover the same stories, and it's probably quite hard to stand out. At least to stand out in a good way...
The EJ boards, while often pretentious, are perhaps a better medium for serious discussion. The forum environment just might be better than the blog for discussing gaming strategy. It's definitely a good supplement to the blog format. No, I won't be putting up a forum. Nobody here cares enough. =p
Refreshing inbox every two minutes...
Friday, July 18, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Damn
It's been a while, huh? Well, I got nothing for you. Nothing.
Word on the street, which is where I keep my ear, you know, the street, I keep my ear near it, IS that WotLK Beta drops next week. You should take this with a big ol' Days-of-Our-Lives-hourglass-full-of-sand though. My severed ear also heard shit about rated Warsongs long ago. (FAIL)
I'm off to scalp my remaining extra Dark Knight tickets. Two hundred a pop, heyooooo.
I've not playing a ton, been trolling EJ's longass mage thread without posting because I'm scared of the PvE NERDS (jk I love them, jk they're gay, jk I love them), but I'm slowly grindin' (GRINDIN) out honor on my terribad gnome waiting on beta. Season Four doesn't really interest me much unless I magically find some people who want to play very seriously (not going to happen) so it could be a while till I have much to say about competitive WoW PvP.
If Beta goes live soon, and if I have a beta key, which I probably will, because that's how I roll, I'm pretty receptive to testing/trying/frapsing whatever people want. I'm going to be out of the country for a few stretches in the coming months, but generally, markets are slow, and I don't work too hard in the late summer so I'll be blogging/playing more.
Oh, and because, I'm gay, I call dibs on this track (I won't use more than 50 sec of it relax):
Word on the street, which is where I keep my ear, you know, the street, I keep my ear near it, IS that WotLK Beta drops next week. You should take this with a big ol' Days-of-Our-Lives-hourglass-full-of-sand though. My severed ear also heard shit about rated Warsongs long ago. (FAIL)
I'm off to scalp my remaining extra Dark Knight tickets. Two hundred a pop, heyooooo.
I've not playing a ton, been trolling EJ's longass mage thread without posting because I'm scared of the PvE NERDS (jk I love them, jk they're gay, jk I love them), but I'm slowly grindin' (GRINDIN) out honor on my terribad gnome waiting on beta. Season Four doesn't really interest me much unless I magically find some people who want to play very seriously (not going to happen) so it could be a while till I have much to say about competitive WoW PvP.
If Beta goes live soon, and if I have a beta key, which I probably will, because that's how I roll, I'm pretty receptive to testing/trying/frapsing whatever people want. I'm going to be out of the country for a few stretches in the coming months, but generally, markets are slow, and I don't work too hard in the late summer so I'll be blogging/playing more.
Oh, and because, I'm gay, I call dibs on this track (I won't use more than 50 sec of it relax):
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
America, fuck yeah?
This is the downsiest, most syndromiest thing I've seen in a long time:
STOP OIL SPECULATION NOW
IF YOU ROLL A DICE AND YOU KEEP BETTING ON THE HIGHER NUMBERS YOU MAKE THOSE NUMBERS COME UP MORE.
Apparently, my post wasn't good enough:
Name: Carmen Maifase
Location: Elko, NV
I'm an American girl. I used to suck one, maybe two, dicks tops to pay for gas for the week, now it's closer to six or seven. Is this what God wanted? Is this America? Sometimes I even have to service Negro clients. God damn oil speculators. God damn all those New York Jews keeping me on my knees.
STOP OIL SPECULATION NOW
IF YOU ROLL A DICE AND YOU KEEP BETTING ON THE HIGHER NUMBERS YOU MAKE THOSE NUMBERS COME UP MORE.
Apparently, my post wasn't good enough:
Name: Carmen Maifase
Location: Elko, NV
I'm an American girl. I used to suck one, maybe two, dicks tops to pay for gas for the week, now it's closer to six or seven. Is this what God wanted? Is this America? Sometimes I even have to service Negro clients. God damn oil speculators. God damn all those New York Jews keeping me on my knees.
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