Give Thanks (Yeah 2 days late)

WHAT ARE U NERDS THANKFUL FOR

I'm thankful for dicks, for without dicks, I wouldn't be here.

Some dbags are finding utility in posting random spammer crap which is confuddling as how the fuck can that be worth anybody's time since it's not like that many people read my bullshit so if you're one of the fuckos doing said spamming please kill yourself and die.

This is the first year ever for me where I didn't do thxgiving with my family or a girlfriend's family and damnit I miss me some pie. That's not a euphemism for vagina. Or is it? No, it's definitely not. I just want some pie but it's like everybody else got their fill of family pie (still not talking about vagina) and now won't help me get any pie and it's not like I can go out alone and just be like "hey baby can i have some pie?" Pumpkin pie with some whipped cream. Nomnomnom. (creampie)

Also. I had to work on thxgiving and not only do I get fucked on stuffing myself but no TV shows this week. HOW CAN I LIVE WITHOUT NEW VAMPIRE DIARIES. I mean FlashForward. I don't watch Vampire Diaries or even know what Vervain is. Speaking of vampire homosexuality, wtf is up with soccer mom teen vamp lust? Why is it cool for 40 year old women to pine for a teenage vampire boy but it's not socially acceptable for me to try to pick up high school seniors? I mean, he's not even 18. I think what's his face that plays Jacob kind of tooled Pattison on this go round as I basically had a half stalk whenever Jacob was on screen and when vamp boy disrobed, he looked like a scronny lizard. Way to not work out sucbag.TEAM JACOB FOR LIFE. In seriousness, that movie was horrible and made me want to devour a souffle of my penis. Maybe with some lemon or better yet bananas and maybe powdered sugar and crystallized ginger as a garnish. Maybe a cream peak merinque. I wonder if a restaurant that just served dick could make it.

Lastly, wtf is going on with V and what happens when u try to stick it to a V. Does that shit line up? I'm pretty much in love with Supergirl. (The blonde daughter for those of you too straight to have watched Smallville -- are you lost? It must be terrifying here I know.) I never trusted that fat friend of the son. Yeah I don't know their names, sue me. THE FAT ONE YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. YOU CANT TRUST FATTIES.

PS. WTF IS UP WITH THE YEN.

PPS. I TOTALLY FORGOT TO COMMENT ON THE DOUBLE MISS UNIVERSE SEXTAPE WTF IS THE WORLD COMING TO