Friday, August 22, 2008

Thug Means Not Saying Your Sorry

Dear radikal,

You have received an infraction at Elitist Jerks.

Reason: General Idiocy
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Ice Lance I can see the use no doubt (mostly gaying charge), but it's a little weird, too specific. I say no doubt a lot, don't you give me another stupid warning, it's cuz I'm a thug.
And a homophobic bigot it would seem.

(This would be your last chance by the way).

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Dear radikal,

You have received an infraction at Elitist Jerks.

Reason: Grammar
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"LOL" is not a word. And the longstanding bitching about mage DPS in expansions, while not totally unjustified, is starting to get really, really old.

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Dear radikal,

You have received an infraction at Elitist Jerks.

Reason: Grammar
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http://elitistjerks.com/f15/announcements.html

#1.
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This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

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Dear radikal,

You have received an infraction at Elitist Jerks.

Reason: Grammar
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LOL YEAH
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This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

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17 comments:

Regrets said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

wtf?

Anonymous said...

You have to understand that EJ has 1000+ active connection at pretty much any time of the day. The fancy 'report post' button put on every post gets very much used as a result. We have many moderators, for the most part they either acknowledge reported posts (and you end up with an infraction) or 'deny' it.

With this said, EJ is a guild website. We're not sponsored by anyone. Most infractions can be reverted if you correct whatever you ended up infractioned for.

I understand to most people its just yet another wow forum, but just like many 'private' guild forums we like to keep it clean. Hopefully you'll understand. I haven't read what you got infractioned for, and honestly, I don't really care, but I'm just pointing out here that basically if you just get *anyone* to report a post that has any semblance of not respecting the forums rules, odds are the infraction will go through. So more accurately you could say that you end up, in the end, to be moderated by everyone visiting the thread/reading your posts.

Manly <Elitist Jerks>

Raddy said...

I'm not pissed manly. ^^

Anonymous said...

this post (and comments) is full of win!

Anonymous said...

ethug for life

Anonymous said...

the retarded thing about raddy getting infractions for what he did is that while grammar nazi'ing it up is good for keeping total retards off the forums, its quite obvious most of the time when someone is just writing like an idiot for the comedy value, instead of actually being an idiot.

but goddamn raddy nerding it up on ej? you have fallen :(

Raddy said...

I HAVE A NEW TRICK VIDEO INCOMING

Oppo said...

http://elitistjerks.com/f15/announcements.html

....mmmk

Do they have like little smiley faces or gold starts that you can put on people's posts to make them feel warm and fuzzy, too? Those R cool.

Anonymous said...

lol your

Zyz said...

thug life

Anonymous said...

silly neckbeards, don't they have a furry convention to pretend to not go to.

Venick said...

<- thuggin' atm

Chuck said...

Raddy,

This is your crowning achievement. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!

P.S.
Some people take the internet too serious.

Vontre said...

Don't fail me again.

Anonymous said...

lol EJ is such garbage unless you're one of those basement dwelling DPS minmaxing tards. Have you ever read their pvp discussions? It's a bunch of 1600 guys swapping useless tips much like the official forum except with better grammar.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, lol is not a word and should not be used to start a sentence.