I'm Back, Except Shittier and Less Funny

It's been so long I've almost forgotten how to be an obnoxious douchebag, almost. I'd like to say a lot has happened in the interim and that there's SO much to catch everyone up on. Let's face it. First of all, things don't happen. Second, the past 10 days have sucked new areas of the dick previously unexplored. Nobody gives a fuck that Lindsay Lohan is finally out of rehab, and floating boy in heroes is creepy gay. Celebrity gossip and pop culture are my lifeblood, fuck.

And WoW gossip? I've got none. It seems people are actually playing the game again what with the new content coming out soon. By new content, I mean epics. Purples. People love them like men love dicks. Err, women. Men love women. I love purples. I say this because I like queue for arena and like people play against me and it's simultaneously confusing and pleasurable...as most things seem to be.

I re-watched this video because someone linked it in the comments section of my last entry. It's pure ecstasy rolled in between two Cambodian transvestite prostitutes covered with maple syrup and Dorito cheese powder. In other words, I liked it. A lot.

I posted the teaser to my video on WCM but naturally it takes like a week for them to actually host it. They clearly don't appreciate my incredible eFame and the great service I'm doing them by allowing them to host my incredibly awesome video that will make them a billion dollars in ad revenues, but it's cool. I look out for the small guy. With great eFame comes great responsibility. Ghandi told me that after I traveled back in time to save India from Black aliens. And that whole sleeping next to naked women to resist temptation thing? Bros, those were my women. And no, I didn't have sex with them because well they're...nevermind.

I'm going to go now. May all your crits be hits.