Don't Ask Me

Here in the US you see so many rich, attractive males with gorgeous movie starlets, but almost never see these starlets with slacker gamers. Gorgeous white women carry a natural intimidation factor against gamer-slacker-men, and in order to obtain a higher level of power I must overcome my own weaknesses. This is why when an attractive all-american star actress approached me to be a contributor for this site, I just couldn’t say no. Not to mention she shares the same type of love I have for golden showers. I firmly believe her presence will make my [] that much firmer, knowing that win or lose, there is always a little skeet-skeet going down after the arena games. - Raddy
Handle: Scarletyn

Preferred Class: The Witch-y One with Like Pets

Preferred Spec: 17/27/17 for 2v2 and 3v3, 46/6/9 for 5v5

Info: I've like been a successful movie actress for like the past few years, but after learning about this site and like seeing the HUGE amount of clicks it receives per day, I've decided that I could really be part of something special here at RadikalNoise. I've been an avid WoW player since 2.08.

I know that some of you are probably thinking, "LIKE NO WAY WOULD SCARLET PLAY WOW", but you are TOTALLY wrong. WoW is full of hot guys and cool people. I was doing rails off my totally hot yoga instructor's chest and he was telling me all about his 5v5 arena team. It's pretty much all we talk about now in between photo shoots, physical training, and rehearsals.

ANYWAYS, I installed the game and created what I was told was the hardest class to play (I LUV a good a challenge), a warlock. The learning curve was steep for me, but I've recently become the #4 2v2 team on the Ruin Battlegroup. I heard about this other warlock, called Raddy, and decided to look up his interweb site for new strategies. AND LIKE OMG, this WARLOCK knows his stuff. After reading his blog for a while and watching lots of PvP short films, I'm feeling ready for competitive play, and I offered to Raddy to help write for his site to expand his target audience and share what I've learned in high end arena with his readers.

Why I'm Here:

I want to be the best warlock in the world. On my way to being the very best, I want to collect all the strategies before I blast off into the eSports level of play. I know that a lot of Raddy's readers are just casual players, and I want to show them through my successes at upcoming events what life at the top is like.

I also want to prove that you don't have to like be emo or fat to be a great girl gamer! I plan on like kicking butt and um taking names and stuff and still being a size zero. It's called a spoon girlfriends, they aren't THAT expensive!

Why I'm Working With Raddy:

I went to like this site that tracks interweb traffic and tells you like how good a person you are at life. While clicking there, I saw this chart:


I knew at that instant I had to join Raddy and get my message out to the people who need me. I'm a hot sexy girl and I demand your respect and attention for my video game skills!

What Can You Expect:

Shitty content from a player with no real arena experience, but tons of ego. Melodrama for the sake of increased traffic. Crappy parodies, lots of flaming, overall a fucking awesome time. Thanks, and <3 Ming for keeping shit fun. And yeah, this was pretty much inevitable.