Kate Beckinsale Is Why I Didn't See Kung Fu Panda This Weekend

First of all, how did I never hear about that whole I'd-rather-eat-pussy-than-sushi comment she made. Which she then followed up with "at least a vagina would be warm." Now to be perfectly honest, I'm not sure she means eat in the sexy sense or if we're talking some Hannibal Lecter type shit, but:

1. She's awesome.
2. But I prefer sushi.

Gotta love how she handles the press. She likes a sexier, somewhat more female version of yours truly. Minus the sexier. Times the more female.

What does this have to do with anything? Zero. One of my friends blew me off this weekend because she was watching the Underworld "Trilogy" wtih her boyfriend. Don't worry -- I was similarly confused. I don't think there are words to describe the facial expression that excuse generates.

No, my friend isn't Summer Roberts and her boyfriend isn't Seth Cohen. They watched the Blade Trilogy. Which was actually a trilogy. With three movies and all. Apparently, Summer and Seth are fictional characters as well, but that really doesn't have much to do with what I claim on the interwebs, now does it?

Nonetheless, no Kung Fu Panda.