Monday, April 14, 2008

Aids

Because this deserves a repost here:






Don't worry, I'm not getting political. You can see more of such stupidity @ aidsvertising. Basically, they rape a horse, then beat it, then kill it, then defibulate it back to life, then eat it, then vomit it back up, then beat the vomit into the soil of the earth, then plant oats in said soil, then feed those oats to new horses, and then restart the cycle of horse beating. Epic stupidity. Okay, that was big and not funny but I'm not going back now.

Besides, I was a Ron Paul fan. But The Poors keep trying to keep the white man down. Well, it could be worse -- I could be European.


Ignore the fact that the US dollar is worthless and even fucking Jehova (jay-z nubs) has been repping Euros. Okay, maybe it was Skateboard's idea. I'm a hustler baby, I just wanted you to know. It ain't where I been, it's where I'm 'bout to go. God, Pharrell should contemplate suicide. Yes, two R's and two L's. Please say Fair-L, not Fa-Real -- that shit is gayer than gay.

God this article is so educational. You can now spell Pharrell correctly and can see that Europe is bad unless you're a communist-hippie.

And please, these lows are hardly new.

23 comments:

romulox said...

then plant oats in said soil

i hate when people use "said." said is so played out. in fact, i dont think said was ever good.

romulox said...

see what i did there?

2 memes in 2 posts

Dyslexial said...

shit was tight Oppo.

I must worn you however...O'bama may have skeletons in his closet like Dahmer...elipses are good substitutes for commas...You used all the good words so I'm left with rhymes worse than Madonna's. No drama on ya, I concede to Oppo-sama.

Oppo-sama...fuckyea

Oppo said...

Barack hussein O'sama (shiiiiit y'all know i meant O'bama) sang a psalm-a, said salaam-a, rode a llama to Saddam-a, said iraq's like vietnam-a, scoffed off uncle-tom-a, and is Ming's Nakama (that's japanese ani-manga-nish for close friend!!!)

Oppo said...

AND IF THAT DON'T JUST SETTLE SHIT,

http://www.nwe.ufl.edu/~camenker/
Tylenol.swf

K I'm gonna stop hijacking this blog and leave that to the real terrorists.

They don't get any more freebies.

BTW the guy in the link is the next starwars kid, you have my word.

Anonymous said...

lol at the obama pic
on a more serious note though, i found the speech about racism he held not along ago to be very impressive..

btw, lawl at mings voice :D

Raddy said...

I'll put voice commentary in next vid I promise; I'm 75% as sexy sounding as Minti I promise

zarthustra said...

I want somebody to speed it up for me, then take it down slow.

If you want it, you already got it; if you thought it, it better be what you want. If you feel it, it must be real.

Just say the word, and I'ma give you what you want.

Time is waiting.

We only got 4 minutes to save the world.

Don't be a pri (hey) Radikal

Will said...

Sometimes I think what I need is a you intervention.

Oppo said...

psh

http://www.nwe.ufl.edu
/~camenker/Bubba.mp3

shit is so tight you could pound it
twice an hour and swear its virgin years later.

alex said...

I think Ninja is gonna let me play his char when I can Raddy...not sure how it'll work tho, I don't wanna be gaying him w/ respecs etc or anything


What is this shit Oppo...

Raddy said...

ZERG ZERG ZERG

Kawklee said...

Raddy is like my drug dealer, he DELIVERS.

Barrelroll/dwarfgimli said...

his font has serifs

Anonymous said...

America is better if you're rich < 5% of population. Europe is better for the poor and the middle class 95% of the population. Stfu

Klaus said...

Think that chart is wrong.
Denmark is the worst country of all when it comes to personal taxes. With a decent salary you are gonna pay 60 % top income tax. The system is progressive so the more you earn the more you pay. I wish they would add that i wow. Every time the druid healed to much he would get a huge kick in the nut in return.
Many of us just go to business school for free (paid by taxes) and then adios dk and hello UK

Raddy said...

"his font has serifs"

THATS MY FAVORITE PART TOO LETS MAKE OUT

Oppo said...

it's the "goddamn" that makes that statement, though.

Anonymous said...

except that... the USA is a shithole with terrible public institutions, a dysfunctional democracy, awful economy and infrastructure, fervent religious fundamentalism and absolute shit for TV. I would much rather live and raise a family in europe thanks. The EU is the biggest economy in the world. We might have lower disposable income but we have a much better standard of living. Don't worry you will catch up in the next few decades hopefully.

Anonymous said...

you can live in europe without the feeling that everyone hates you. talk about living in a bubble.

Anonymous said...

the sad thing is, rich europeans would rather live in canada than america LOL. canada is like most of the best aspects of the EU but with lower taxes and cost of living. Why would anyone want to live in the USA?

alex said...

Can't we just all agree that Azeroth is the greatest country? Who cares about the other ones...

Oppo said...

I'd like to reside somewhere that won't be hit by the titanic water shortage that will plague large urban areas in around 20 years.