Okay, I can watch Turistas while eating sushi no problem, but when Claire takes the scissors to her toe, I just can't fucking deal. I had to leave the room; my friends didn't understand. They've never been in love, real love, true love. When you really care about someone, you can't watch them cut off their toe, that's just how love fucking works. What if it didn't grow back? What the fuck if it didn't grow back?
Seriously gayRaddy says:
I've been actually working on my video of which I never speak; mostly I've been learning to use software I've never used much before and getting frustrated by not having time to both play and edit. Again this will NOT be an arena/dueling vid but will be a lighthearted tricks/BG slickly edited vid with a bit of arena mixed in but only for entertainment value. I know it isn't exactly what people want, but it is the video I've always wanted to make AND I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.
One of the main elements of this site is video discussion, so let me just save you all some time and say that the Eva Longoria sex tape sucks and is a fake. There, I just saved you 20 minutes of your life. I figure with 10 million readers, I've basically saved the equivalent of like a billion lives or something by just telling you that. So basically, I've saved the world just now. In your face Ghandi and Hasselhoff. Don't know how to thank me? I accept cash. And half asian girls. Don't agree with my math? Open a textbook -- my numbers are fact. The kind you learn in school. From teachers. Fact, people. Did you know that if you take a rope and tie it around a basketball and also tie a rope around the moon, increase both ropes to have 1 foot of slack, the distance between the rope and the ball and the rope and the moon is the same? It blew my mind. Unlike that sex tape. I got off more by watching Paris cry on Letterman. And no, I didn't watch Letterman, it was on fucking youtube.
Yeah, I just had a whole paragraph of celebrity gossip. I kind of liked it, maybe I'll do it again. And maybe even once more after that. Then I'd probably lose interest and have a smoke. Fuck it, I'll fill this whole site with pop culture references and gossip. Eat a dick you haters. If other blogs can ramble on about anime crap nobody understands, why can't I go on and on about shit that people that actually have sex care about. Okay, the girls might be drunk. Or drugged. Or dead. But I think I'm still winning the war against the Naruto crowd.
What if I told you that I actually love Naruto and sleep in Rock Lee pajamas? Would you still love me? Would you touch me the same way? I'm not a fucking fraud, I'm just deep. It's like that Jewish onion metaphor or something with layers and peels, and I don't remember it, but I do like money. So what if I sit in my pajamas and watch anime music videos all night long, all to the tune of Radiohead's Creep. Your skin make me cry, you float like a feather in a beautiful world. I wish I was special, you're so fucking special. BUT I'M A CREEP, I'M A WEIRDO. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.
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I had to close my eyes for the scissors scene.
More video plx
Yea, I didn't think her toe would grow back...
But even worse than that is that creepy guy that keeps following her. I kinda hope they phase him out of the show really soon.
Off topic;
I think Blizzard should release a second pvp set for frost mages. A set with no item points into Crit and a set bonus that reduces spell push back on frostbolt.
What say you?
FUTURAMA RIPOFF
Since when did all the wow stuff dissapear from your blog? :P
You updates have turned into wierd ramblings, its wierd, but fun as hell.
Still love you cutie
So you are a quiet little boy raddy? Ming says you're too afraid to talk on vent. It's all on his blog.
"Okay, the girls might be drunk. Or drugged. Or dead. But I think I'm still winning the war against the Naruto crowd."
pure win.
your nonsensical ramblings complete me.
"By the way, Radikal is surprisingly quite on vent, I expected a more flamboyant personality given his blog posts. For long stretches he didn't talk at all, maybe his hot model girlfriend was working under the desk?"
LOL
Didn't even flinch at Claire cutting her toe off. The last thing I closed my eyes for was in Hostel when the 'bro' cuts off the Japanese girl's eye.
One word: PUS. Admittedly, the special effects were kind of cheesy, but if you watch it at 2 AM by yourself with the lights off while holding your stuffed dog from when you were 4 years old named Ruff-Ruff (TRUE FUCKING STORY, WHAT) that has a hole in the bottom where you can stick your hand in and make him a puppet, you'd fucking turn away too when a Mexican-American starts approaching a Japanese girl who has her eye sticking out of her fucking EYE SOCKET with a pair of scissors.
And then, while your hand is lodged up your stuffed animal's ass, he turns to you and says, "Why don't we ever watch Mr. Rogers anymore, Jordan? Why?" You scoff, and retort, "Because he's fucking dead, you piece of shit dog."
It's at that moment, as the Mexi-bro runs down a pair of Romanian hookers and their Europimp as they head towards a train station where the Japanese girl is going to STEREOTYPICALLY fling herself in front of a train (HONOR POINTS?) that you realize you just talked to your stuffed fucking dog while performing what can only be considered stuffed animal bestiality.
When Claire's toe getting cut off and then almost immediately (LIKE YOU THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T?) growing back throws you to that level of psychological fuckhood, you can talk. Until then, QQ more and imagine a sex tape involving Eva Longoria AND Hayden Panettiere.
AT THE SAME TIME.
I am actually too shy to speak on vent, it's true. I usually just sit there and listen to Ming speak and sing along to sweet Glycerine on repeat for hours on end while we arena.
It must be your skin that I'm sinking in
It must be for real
Cause now I can feel
I didn't mind
It's not my kind
It's not my time
To wonder why
Everything's all white, everything's grey
Now you're here, now you're away
I don't wannt this, remember that
I'll never forget where you're at
Ever heard of the guy who pretended he was a hooters girl and had the entire server sucking up to him? Same guy who was found out while jacking off to the picture of a naked nightelf at his burger king job. I wonder if raddy really is this successful business man that Ming says he is. I find it hard to belive anyone can be so good at a computer game and at the same time excel at real life. Time to show us who you really are raddy. "How do we kill that which has no life?" ala south park comes to mind.
to me it doesn't matter what he's doing iRL, and if he's successful with it.
he's one of the best mages, his way of writing is great, this blog is entertaining and informative.
believe me randy, you wouldn't want another ming.
LEAVE RADDY ALONE!
+10 for radiohead
+2 for bush
Wait, there's an Eva Longoria sex tape?
lol randy...
I bet Raddy pays Ming to say that stuff about him so he doesn't have to say it himself!
Your evidence for thinking he isn't successful IRL is that he's good at video games?
There are many many people who are successful in more than one thing... video games just happen to be one of Raddy's hobbies. And honestly, I think being good at WoW is more about being intelligent and analytical than spending countless days playing it.
"I'm not a fucking fraud, I'm just deep. It's like that Jewish onion metaphor or something with layers and peels, and I don't remember it, but I do like money."
hahah. OK, next video LET ME PICK THE MUSIC.
just do talk show host again. you cant top it. but this time the live bbc version! i command it. do it now.
or
interpol Public Pervert (Carlos D Remix)
This blog makes me happy in the pants. Which is gross, but I have a box of tissues so I should be able to get clean in time for the party.
did you get the new dashboard cd yet? its pretty good, you can come over and we can listen to it together in my room if you want. i got a new duvet thats so soft against your skin, you just have to feel it.
"Ever heard of the guy who pretended he was a hooters girl and had the entire server sucking up to him? "
Everwaken?
Btw, check out lhivera's fantasy talent tree. They are an interesting perspective. I respect him a lot even though I know nothing about PvE in anyway.
http://talents.utimer.ppvh.eu/?p=vt&i=40433&b=9zyxm
It doesn't cut them off, if you triple click the links it gets the whole thing.
You make a persuasive argument
OMG GOSSIP GIRL IN 12 MINUTES
HELL YEAH RAITHAT YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT
AMAZING GOSSIP GIRL EPISODE
You win at blogging <3
FANTASTIC EPISODE!
i'm shy on vent too. maybe we can be lovers raddy. what do you say?
Hey, I dont know where else to ask you but do you think you could do a run through of the class statistics of top 100 world 2v2/3v3/5v5 again?
I think it's about time!!! :)
I found a picture of Raddy at work:
http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/5302/blobus.jpg
Randy do you use a wheelchair?
Randy, maybe if you spent less time trying to find pictures of other ugly people (see what i'm doing here, inferring that you yourself are ugly) to either boost your ego, or fill yourself with the hope that youre not the only freakishly ugly person in the world and might have a chance for some companionship - if only the 2 of you could stare at each other long enough without cutting your eyes out and jumping in front of trains - well then maybe you could spend mroe time playing WoW and sucking less at it than at the ammount of dick you suck at posting, which is a lot of dick. Basically you are the whitemeatonblackstreet.com of posting, thats how much dick you suck.
i just cant think of anything lamer than going out of your way to critisize something that you cant do better. you cant play WoW like raddy, you post like a douche bag, and youre probably poorer and uglier than him. GG flaming, flamer.
Lhivera really needs to make his formulas public.
Implant: Normally I wouldn't respond to a comment made by some low life fanboy, but your post is very interesting. I've been following Raddys blog for quite some time now which means I have familiarized myself with his writing style. Your post shares an intriguingly similar writing style which leads me to belive that you are in fact the same person known as Raddy.
The funny thing is that I started all this trash talk just to be a tease and see how Raddy (and his fanboys) would respond to it. A guy with good self esteem would usually just laugh at it and not be bothered. If you are in fact Raddy then I guess I was wrong. I will refrain from making jokes about you in the future seeing as it seems to hurt you irl.
Implant's writing style is nothing like Raddy's
Dear Randy,
I'M RADDY TOO CUZ I TALK WITH CAPLOCKS!!! DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT FROM "FOLLOWING MY BLOG FOR QUITE SOME TIME"? YOU R A GENIUS!
I AM NOT IMPLANT NOR ANYBODY ELSE I HAVE NO WAY TO PROVE THIS AND THUS I SHOULD SAY NOTHING AND PRETEND IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME BUT IT FUCKING DOES. IT FUCKING DOES.
I love raddy I hate randy the end
Dear rantard
I am not raddy - sadly.
im a dwarf rogue on burning blade, raddys old server - long have i admired him. God he used to look so good in his mishundare hat on his black war tiger. all i ever wanted was some of his attention and now he finally said my name, in print, in cyberspace, documented for the ages, my kids will bask in my glory one day. long after all has been forgotten and new games are out i will have this post, where raddy said my name out loud. he might as well have just whispered it into my ear, im so wet right now. and not because i have a vagina but because i havnt changed my diaper.
Are you convinced yet? look at the time stamps.
It's too early for raddy to be posting, he's still sleeping. I know because I'm watching him.
Not in a creepy way rad, i just dont want one of ming's assassins to come and kill you. i will always be there to protect the rogue community, and raddy.
Noooooo raddy no!!! don't roll over, keep facing the window... im so close...
I guess I could make a comment about your mental state, Implant. But I won't, because even though you sound like a complete lunatic I have no way of knowing if you're actually like that irl or just roleplaying. On second thought I'm pretty sure you're roleplaying because if your posts are any indication as to how you are irl you wouldn't have access to a computer would you?
Implant, as disturbing as your obsession with Radikal is, I find your comments of homosexual loving hilarious.
Randy, let me explain to you just exactly how your last post failed. epicly.
You stated you werent going to make a comment on my mental state, and then did. Fail.
You then hypothesised i may or may not be role-playing and came to the conclusion i was role-playing. there was no "on second thought" you went from a question directly to a corrolated answer.
So here's what i think. You suck at posting, you suck at expressing yourself and your ideas, and you're angry and jealous that raddy can do it well and furthermore that people enjoy his personal thoughts. While you, on the other hand, have no one that wants to hear what you have to say.
Is it really that sad and lonely down there? Do you really need negative attention from anonymous people on the interwebz? I wish your parenst would have hugged you.
Oh, btw, youre adopted.
P.S. Lorr, there is nothing funny about unrequited love.
"You stated you werent going to make a comment on my mental state, and then did. Fail."
Oh really? Did I? So now you're going from knowing all about how I look and what I'm like in real life, to twisting my words to fit your argument. There is a difference between "you sound like a lunatic...but I wouldn't know" and "You are a lunatic".
"You then hypothesised i may or may not be role-playing and came to the conclusion i was role-playing. there was no "on second thought" you went from a question directly to a corrolated answer."
Still speculation here with a touch of irony.
I'm sure your response to this will be more colorful insults. Bring it on little boy, I look forward to breaking you.
Meh, you're just full of failure. a rhetorical question is the same as specific statement. So what you said was i am "role-playing or a lunatic" --- i cant believe i have to explain your own posts to you, its amazing that one could be so clueless. Your speculation also contained no irony, and now that ive pointed that out, well, ironically there's some irony =)
Also, i think the only thing you could break would happen to be little boys, which is great you weak minded pedophile. im glad you enjoy futile conflict anonymously through the internet, but you're just boring.
In case you wernt aware or it hasnt sunk in yet, i dont need to insult you any further, i already won.
If implant wasn't flaming you, someone else would.
That's really what it comes down to.
"Your skin make me cry, you float like a feather in a beautiful world. I wish I was special, you're so VERY special. BUT I'M A CREEP, I'M A WEIRDO. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here."
fixed :)
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