Not In JHole

Because I missed my flight like a thug. So instead of failing to snowboard, I will, I have no idea, but let's forget all that and discuss the Cincinnati Bearcats. First off, to everyone from the Natty like me, I want to say, JK I'M NOT FROM NATTY FUCK U NERDS. You're dirty and ugly and nobody will ever love you. Secondly, wtf is a bearcat. I decided to call up one of my doctor buddies figuring that aside from sucking off wrinkly dudes and giving them sponge baths and shit, doctors know shit about zoology what with all the undergrad biology classes. (I dropped my bio major faster than asian guys upgrade to white girls) Anyways, this is what I learned.

"A bearcat? It's just like a, well, it's neither a bear nor a cat, but it's like both." Cool.

Fortunately, there's youtube, through which I learned that a bearcat is actually a binturong, whatever, I know. Listen to the majestic cries of this noble beast.



This post is dedicated to the World Wildlife Fund. (psyche)

Fuck this blog is so educational. I'm like that gay black guy from Star Trek telling you about books in the sky.