Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Whereas I

The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!




Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."


Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.
Famous members include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore (head of Hogwarts), and Minerva McGonagall (head of Gryffindor).



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Ravenclaw was a close second. Slytherin dead last. WILL ALL THE REAL GRYFFS PLEASE STAND UP. (omg that was bad)


I tried it a second time, and it must have bugged out 'cause:

The sorting hat says that I am a Gay Wizard!!



Said Dumbledore, "Flamestrike? More like GAYstrike"

Gay Wizards are normally big fans of dicks, particularly conjured penii. Notable members include
Albis, Vurtne, Affix (Head of the Mage Class), and Pigvomit (Headmistress of Gay Wizards).

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21 comments:

Thanatos said...

First, but obligatory contribution:

Long time reader, etc. More Poker Noir plz, but with more actual poker involved.

Also additional obligatory request for a new video.

By the way, your Alexa-related post inspired me to name my new band Fistful of Dicks.

exillion said...

"Affix (Head of the Mage Class" LMAO

Anonymous said...

Goddamnit I love you raddy

Raddy said...

I'm pretty sure the only accurate part of that quotation is where I called you "faggot"

Anonymous said...

http://static.mmo-champion.com/mmoc/images/news/2008/february/badgegem.jpg

HAY RADDY GO DO SOME KARA LOL.

Illexiyel said...

Who wants to text battle me? I'll melt u.

Step to me and you'll get ripped in half, I don't need to cast spells I'll just use my staff.

I got more skills than every class combined, look for my skill, it ain't hard to find.

And if you call yourself anonymous you know i'm gonna ball, you hidin behind that tag like it's the great wall.

alexial said...

Sooooooooooo

KAWKLEE said...

"By the way, your Alexa-related post inspired me to name my new band Fistful of Dicks."

Here's my band name: "Joe Lieberman and the Chronic masturbators."

teki said...

God I love this blog sometimes. I'm a hufflepuff though. =(

dwarfgimli/barrelroll said...

yo you wanna go illex?

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THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT

eltariel said...

Pigvomit is spreading his rainbows all over BG2 again. Gayyyyyy.

Oppo said...

Blisters on my hands from the blazin' speed, I conjure in mere seconds all the muffins you need,

And when you're drinking out of combat on that sweet, sweet second tick,

Know that the cream-fillin' came straight from Nestle.

Anonymous said...

rad,gaywizard-of-lolerland4pres

Kolenzo said...

Rofl.

I was gonna take the test but goddamn, 122 questions? Screw that.

Raddy said...

A true gryffindor fears no questions

Shaan said...

70 Griffindor, 69 Slytherin. <.<

Anonymous said...

MORE POKER NOIR, GOSH!

Oppo said...

"A true gryffindor fears no questions"


Wrong.

The top 3 feared questions of gryffindor's:

1) Is she prettier than me?
2) Who's Jane?!
3) Can you please turn your head and cough for me?

Chuck said...

Man I can't even look at anon's pic. Nothing on the internet is worth trolling. Guess I'll take this quiz...

Anonymous said...

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Skillexial said...

Yo check one two

So the ball's in my court..Lemme stop and retort.

Your names Dwarfgimli well that's a laugh, I bet you only take showers cuz you'll drown in the bath.

Barrelroll seems like another one of your names, I seen you play starfox and you go down in flames.

In conclusion, my skill's no illusion. I'm the best text rapper that you've ever read, I spit carrion swarm like I was a lord of dread.