Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Alessandra Ambrosio

"Dude have you seen these preggers pics of Alessandra Ambrosio. Shit is hot as FUCK."

Cool.

Let's just put babies in every fucking hot girl on Earth. Nice fucking job assholes.

In WoW news, I tanked 80 points to start the week by losing a 1v1 against a war in a war/druid team and then losing 3 straight to druid/rogue. Fortunately, all my hits have now become crits, and we've skilled it all back. The new pre-game strategy of screaming "We Must Protect This House" is clearly working. I highly recommend it. Naked. As in the juice. As in mine. Okay, yours.

I've been dueling resto druids a lot this week and have found shockingly that moment where Spellsteal is not utterly useless and retarded. Think Britney Spears Toxic here. Apparently, you can, like, steal heals off the druid.

The strat basically involves stacking 5 scorches, stealing some buffs, running to med up if you can (i.e. duel like a total queermo inside IF), and then spellstealing any heal on the druid when Natural Perfection isn't up. The goal is to cast minimally into natural perfection so wind up slow fireballs or even r1 poly to waste some of their globals while it's up. The druid will rebuff with rank ones but you're not really trying to run the druid oom, you're just trying to put some pressure on him while making the dots on you reasonably meaningless. Eventually, you're looking for an opportunity where swiftwend is down, hots are off or minimal, and you're mid Fireball on him and he's sub 80% -- at this point, you can the druid zerg down as the Fireball is midair with pretty high consistency.

This sounds pretty retarded and is a bit hard to explain, but is much better than trying to power through tripple lifebloom stacks. You can also just put on PvE gear and zerg zerg zerg, but I have none, so this is more effective for me. Yeah, you'll still lose when you get those seven in a row Spellsteal failed duels, but it's not that terribad of a strategy and you can be somewhat non-obvious with it and start with a rushdown fakeout and then slowly play the HoT deny game. Shrug.

Pregnant girls and resto druids. Solid post imo.

P.S. Looking at said pictures will confuse you. Avoid. I'm immune to such confusion because I like my girls Calista Flockhart skinny complaining how they can't eat a thing at dinner because they had too much for breakfast (yesterday) and I really have no interest in the "thick" ladies. (Boots wit da fur)

16 comments:

Holdout said...

I'de still put one through Alessandra Ambrosio, yeah I said it... WHAT!?

Anonymous said...

would you mind sharing a strat vs druid/rogue? O.o

romulox said...

this is like the best week ever for Raddy posts


also, in case you missed this little piece of internet greatness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWvc29QaqEE

Oppo said...

would you mind sharing a strat vs druid/rogue?



Hunter+druid.

Yes, in this case, the matrix itself the 'strat.'

Hunters and druids need only combine their forces to unlock their true skill, or as ming-sama would say, Their Shonin Genin Byakugan Bankai!

tsubi said...

fraps or it never happened

Anonymous said...

Boots wit da fur slow-mo is Lucifer, no lie.

Artanias said...

Boots with da fur, ROFL.


Druid+rogue seems kinda simple for us, nuke the rogue until the druid blows NS(he has to) then CC the rogue while rushing down the druid, seems to work really well for us.

Anonymous said...

loveed the poast tbh, solid solid SOLID

Raddy said...

Holy shit Corey Worthington is a baller. My new goal in life.

pharmed said...

Good duels last night man -- dont think I would have won any if that char had some better gear.

also, 2215 in 2s as a fire mage?

Anonymous said...

In a crap full of crap, you make me smile.

Barrelroll/dwarfgimli said...

Sheeping druids is the key to beating them in 2's & 3's, true story.

oh and GET ME A WHOPPER

holdout said...

Take a look at the ACA interviews with him Rad.

Oppo said...

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Vurtne vid inc!

Raddy you should finish yours, as well!

Anonymous said...

how badly do you lose to geared disc priests that know where their mana burn button is?

Raddy said...

As AP/Fire? I dunno. I win some, lose some. I mostly duel in IF, and Disc Priest duels normally are on the order of twenty minutes, so I generally avoid them. Against a good dwarf, it might not be winnable without some good crits, but I'm not really sure.