Two Girls, One Raddy

Yup.

Vegas.

Moving on.

I caught the tail end of the tourney and Blizzcon streams early last night and was pretty psyched at the new info coming out and, well, not so very psyched by the 'professional' arena wow.

Why was HoN not running RMP the whole time? Does Hansel know that the witch is just trying to fatten him up to eat him later?

Does anyone else think that goblins are jews? I mean look at them. And bargain hunting racial?

Despite the nerdotry, I really wish I went with a few people, dressed up in ski masks with shirts that read "CLEAVE", and ambushed nerds with baseball bats. DID I WIN COSPLAY BRO?

Look friend, a night elf
Nay, that be but a costume
A fat blue human

Jay Mohr is a toolbag. I don't even know wtf a toolbag is. Tools belong in boxes. I overheard about 30 seconds of his douchery before needing to break shit and beat off angrily to Nikki Cox. I HATE YOU AND I HATE YOUR HUSBAND. CRY FOR ME.

Ozzy Osbourne. Okay, seriously, can we be serious? How are you choosing these dinosaurs? Get a shitty house DJ and Jonah Hill or some shit.

Making fun of the freakshow parade that lines up to ask questions NEVER gets old. Who saw the Howard Stern looking downie? (Sideshow Bob is also an apt description) Why people don't ask more entertaining questions is beyond me, some suggestions:

• Why can't I suck my own penis?
• My toon has needs that the slutty girl on vent can't satisfy, why isn't there a brothel in WoW?
• You all reek of desperation and failure, kill yourselves. Okay, that's not a question.

Please let me level my guild by griefing kids. PLEASE. Also, I can't wait for when my GM spends guild talent points on lowering repairs instead of cool shit.

Dorf mage = old school.

Rated WSG. Yo Overrated and Nurfed where you nerds at. How the fuck will this work? One team per guild or like a 15man roster or some shit? I think guild teams make more sense...

Lock and hunter mechanic changes sound potentially awesome. Hopefully, all class mechanics get a big rework; it's the only way I can imagine the game being fun/interesting. I think Blizz is right to rework existing shit instead of add 10 more levels and new talents, etc. I'd rather see a reduction in number of abilities/talents and for them to be more polished. I like the idea that some new abilities acquired are going to be cross-class as it makes balance much easier.

Worgen = shnikity shnikity.

Yeah, flying mounts in Azeroth are gay. Whatever happened to "If you want to carebear, play on a PvE server."

Archaeology sounds like a huge pain in the ass. Secondary professions are for huge nerds.

That's about all I can remember. No, I won't be on wotlk much, because it's awful and I'm busy with RL nonsense. I shall continue to be around if only to be a huge faggot and to spread mirth like aids.

xoxo