Friday, August 7, 2009

I Don't Have AIDS

I GOT TESTED AND I'M SAFE. HALLELUJAH.

No, I didn't get fired or get hep-C. I'm just lazy. I can't blog about Blizzard's ping pong patchday changes or who is currently #1 in 3s on Blackout because WHO CARES OMGS. I'm at the total burnout point on WoW where, even if (and its a big black if), IF, Blizz shows off new talents and abilities for the next WoW xpack at Blizzcon, I'll still probably not care.

The game needs a combat revamp. Games get old and fundamental gameplay mechanics need to evolve over time. Nobody wants to play Street Fighter II anymore. CS is a freak exception, but honestly Beta 6 and CS 1.6 are more different in some ways than Classic and WotLK WoW. (Okay maybe not)

HoN seems gay to me. I'm sorry. It's also a homiestealer.

Speaking, well not so much speaking, but typing, and well no so much recently of, but whatever, Blizzcon. I sort of might go, who knows. I do have to be in Cali that thurs anyways. (That's me trying to justify my nerdiness, go with it) I'm mostly scared of fat kids in jeans shorts. They worry me much more than the cosplayers. Oh I had a point. Is anyone actually still psyched for SC2? I played that shit 3 years ago at Blizzcon. How the fuck is it not out? I'm already almost bored of it. Minus the almost. Playable D3? Does anyone still care?

If only the competition didn't fucking devour, maybe, MAYBE, this shit could get less glacial. GUYS OMG WOWKILLER INC. JK IM AION. (OR WARHAMMER OR FURY OR EVERY OTHER POS THESE PAST FIVE YEARS) The only thing I'm reasonably psyched for is that nerd Star Wars MMO and honestly it's only cause I had a dream where this Sasha Gray looking Sith slut invited me to hit her dark side with Force. No I'm not all about the dark side. Just sometimes, the idea that's all. Guys. Come on. It's gross.

PS IF YOU GOT A CLUNKER CASH THAT SHIT IN YO

PPS DICKS

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

FIRST

Niiva said...

In before shader

theo said...

fatties in jean shorts weird me out too

Raddy said...

The jean shorts really highlight the diamond shape of fatties

i l l e x i a l said...

THEY'RE CALLED JORTS WTF

Raddy said...

Wiki breaks it down pretty well:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_Allowance_Rebate_System

A lot of manus have additional incentives.

m3/s4 over 45k cap =(

I'm about to go see gi joe lololomgwtfamidoing

Colton said...

I know right, I was about to be like, "no dicks WTF!?!?" but then I saw the pps and everything seemed alright in the world.

Mente said...

HELL YEAH STAR WARS MMO! You'd do the bounty hunter in the trailer too.

binty said...

WOW KILLER AION
for real man
i said FOR REAL
argh nvm

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Sasha Gray, she plays Aion on korean servers.

Anonymous said...

Raddy, i fucking love you. No homo. Actually i'm not sure, is the ball-touching rule still in use?

Chuck said...

As long as you aren't for sure certain that it was indeed another man's testicle storage unit... then it's quite alright to touch sacs. The underlying message... get so fucked up you can't tell up from down, right from wrong, and a woman from a transvestite and you're in the clear.

Chuck said...

Unless you're Magic Johnson, and you're name is Magic Johnson. Then it's just a bump in the road of an otherwise flawless NBA career.

Chuck said...

AIDS is permanent though...