Dumbledore Snogged Little Riddle?

Oh, hi. It's been a while since you we just, talked. Talked.

I apologize to all my eurolovers who are being gayed by playlist.com, but until a new playlist service launches that doesn't suck AND swallow, I'm probably stuck with it for a little while. Yes, I reuse tracks. This is my blog with my playlists and it's what I'm listening to AND if you don't like it, I heard land of eMusic is looking for readers, bro. As far as the Mania story goes, I have the next section mostly finished but it will probably be weeks before I post another set of updates -- been thinking about returning to the poker noir character for a bit as I've been back to vegas twice in the past five weeks and will probably be there again 2-3 times this summer and it's fun/interesting to write vegas especially with how the atmosphere has changed out there. They probably won't have much to do with poker...

Onto more important shit like Harry the horsefucker Potter.

Okay, Firstov, Spoilerz.

I have to admit that the hiding, non-stupefied Harry was a bit Greedo firing first, but I guess I see the logic being that Harry promised to obey Dumbledore no matter what (lolsuckit). In case you forgot about this:

After his outing, I was expecting a gay dom-sub scene with Harry, but I guess horsefucker wasn't down. Know what I wasn't down with? Sectumsempra turning into pussy e-bola bleeding. That shit looked like it could be countered by some Seasonique. I expected dismemberment and some SANGUIS PER VIAM FLUIT. That's latin for pwn btw. It's also all I remember from three years of middle school latin aside from those traumitizing one on ones in the teacher's office where I was told to carpe diem and, well, 'stop struggling'. Actually, that reminds me. Does anyone think that this whole Tom Riddle->Voldemort the evil thing might just be the product of being snogged as a kid by Dumbledore?

SNOGGED.

I thought snog = make out but this fantasy land where teens are only interested in second base kind of confuses me. If you can't be special orgasm friends (sof), wtf is the point? Oh my god I have hormones and they're telling me to...hold your hair? Actually, there was a blatant quasi BJ between Ginny and Harry that started with the old your-shoe's-untied and don't tell me I'm a perv pedo for reading that shit in cuz Davey Yates held that frame for like 5 seconds and 95% of the audience thought Harry was about to whip that shit out.

Speaking of pervy pedoness, has anyone see the Emma Watson photoshoot where she dresses up as Lolita? This is from the shoot:
There's a few others that run with the Lo theme more hardcore. She's a cutey but I hope she finds legit roles not just slutty roles to prove she's "mature." Sup Jessica Biel. Either way, her life at Columbia will probably be fucking hell and she should probably just wear a tracksuit and a Nixon mask at all times to avoid fags like me. "Yo Emma, you do your psych homework yet? I didn't get the part about summoning your Patronus. Help a nigga out, girl. WHAT? You mad? Uh oh, you might Stupefy me! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Don't go cry on the stairs."

Her boyfriend looks to be very Cash Warren-ish.

Unrelated. True Blood S2 sucks and that isn't a vampire pun, it's just bad and stupid and I love Anna Paquin but I'd rather clean my peehole with pipecleaners that watch that shit anymore. I can't deal with bad summer TV and nonstop Obama communism in the news -- I'm going crazy.

I'm spent. Is Albus Dumbledore an anagram for Balled, Dumb Euros?