It's hard to say this, especially having to explain the situation over the internet...
Bobert "Radikal" Baxter Merryweather IV has been diagnosed with terminal balleritis. After so many decades of balling at levels far beyond what the normal human can endure, his balliciousness has caught up with him. After speaking at length with his doctor I've been informed that he has exactly 69 years to live all of which must be spent balling at levels equal to or above his current level of ballerness. Since he is one of the few to be diagnosed with the rare disease it is not fully known what will happen if he balls below his current level, but it can be assumed that the effects will not be pretty...
Bro code rule #56: A Bro is required to alert another Bro if the Bro/chick Ration at a party falls below 1:1. However, to avoid Bro-flation, a Bro is only allowed to alert one Bro. Further, a Bro may not speculate on the anticipated Bro/Chick Ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Broseph, Broflation is never good. Clinton understood that. A bro contacts another bro and informs about parties ONLY to fulfill his obligations as a bro, it is not a vehicle for personal gain.
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why so exercise
COME BACK AND DUEL
what's your mage on trrr
You are truly the god of impact stuns.
His fire mage is on TR1 and named Raddy. His elementalist I believe was on TR2.
Sorry not going to be back 2nite. Emergency. >.<
What happened?
What do you think about a 0/34/37 spec? http://www.wowhead.com/?talent=oZfV0fRMouwzbZAI0hobuhfd0b
Went to the hospital I think
he got beat the fuck up by an angry consultant
damn it feels good to be a banker
Got some sad news for everyone...
It's hard to say this, especially having to explain the situation over the internet...
Bobert "Radikal" Baxter Merryweather IV has been diagnosed with terminal balleritis. After so many decades of balling at levels far beyond what the normal human can endure, his balliciousness has caught up with him. After speaking at length with his doctor I've been informed that he has exactly 69 years to live all of which must be spent balling at levels equal to or above his current level of ballerness. Since he is one of the few to be diagnosed with the rare disease it is not fully known what will happen if he balls below his current level, but it can be assumed that the effects will not be pretty...
My thoughts are with your friends and relatives. Be strong. Also, moar dicks (and noir).
He's at a party.
Bro code rule #56: A Bro is required to alert another Bro if the Bro/chick Ration at a party falls below 1:1. However, to avoid Bro-flation, a Bro is only allowed to alert one Bro. Further, a Bro may not speculate on the anticipated Bro/Chick Ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
That's why you didn't hear about it.
Just tell her to use a coat hanger bro
link your mages bro
I want to dooooooool
Oppo your analogy is problematic because broflation is a good, as it improves your terms of trade.
Broseph, Broflation is never good.
Clinton understood that.
A bro contacts another bro and informs about parties ONLY to fulfill his obligations as a bro, it is not a vehicle for personal gain.
Observe the bro/chick ratio chart
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R8dd2AtLHv8/STE3NDwtW-I/AAAAAAAAAJw/UNfgC8Kqlp8/s400/untitledghh.JPG
As you can see, the likelihood of getting action DECREASES as a function of a Bro/chick ratio increase.
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