Some countries don't celebrate this critical day, so I'll briefly describe the rituals of halloween.
- Guys dress up as anything, girls dress up as slutty anything.
- Copious drug use. (as a child, you're limited to candy, but candy is still pretty fucking good)
- Boring girls trying for one night to prove they can be naughty.
The trick (or treat) of Halloween is doing the holiday right. And I'm not going to be some sort of asshole who judges people based on their costumes -- it's what underneath the costume that counts. That being said, if you dress up as something too ironic, too clever, or too nerdy, noone will see your inner beauty on Hallow's Eve, so be careful.
Actually, fuck that, I'm going to list the best costumes I saw.
Top 10 Costumes of 08 (That I Saw...)
- Pete Doherty - black trilby, vest, fingerless gloves, chucks, and bag of coke.
- Patrick Bateman - Balenciaga suit + transparent rain jacket + fake axe = EPIC
- Slutty Joe the Plumber - A girl with a "Joe" janitorial jacket and nothing else but a white teddy and white pumps.
- Amy Winehouse - A scronny dude with fake ink and general crazy scaryness.
- Fired Lehman Employee - Suit + "Will Ibank for Food"
- "Slutty" Slutty Pirate - Slutty pirate is a traditional costume. This slutty pirate wore nothing but a bikini and a triangular hat. What she lacked in pirate boots, she made up for with "inner beauty."
- Slutty To-Do List - Linergie + A blank list with checkboxes written on her stomach in Sharpie. (She filled it)
- Lloyd (from Entourage) - I'm not so sure about this one but there was this Asian kid in a sweater and I'm pretty sure this is what he was going for.
- Huey, Duey, and Luey - Three dudes, balling out Ducktales style. Eat a dick three amigos or three musketeers.
- The Bride (from Kill Bill) - The yellow jumpsuit, perfect match, with the yellow leather Tiger sneakers too! SICKMODE
Okay, that's all I can remember.
I was in L.A. this year for Halloween, which was awesome and one of the most epic nights of my life, but sadly prohibited me from partaking in one of the best Halloween traditions -- Watching the walk of shame. The post-Halloween party morning walk of shame is a truly beautiful thing. Girls in humiliating and half un-done costumes, heels in hand, stumble barefoot and wretch their way back to their homes for a few good solid hours of crying, checking for scars, and wondering why they're so sore "there." Guys stroll back home outgrinning the carved pumpkins that line their path or sulk back dejectedly cursing their Han Solo costumes. There are always amazing sights to see on this morning. Little windows into the beautiful and sad lives of others. Alas, not this year.
Any epic costumes you've seen this year? Stories? Tricks?
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i rocked the abe lincoln
You post way too little, Raddy.
I love you raddy, thanks for feeding us.
"loyd (from Entourage) - I'm not so sure about this one but there was this Asian kid in a sweater and I'm pretty sure this is what he was going for."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I went dressed as "Your Heath Ledger Joker costume is predictable and dumb" guy.
I got it tatoo'd on my considerable abs (REAL tats. Don't want it to smudge off once I got a slutty-slutty pirate or two in my lap) ((Abs were fake))
Anyhow, I'd walk up to another chump dressed as joker thinking he's gonna get some action when in reality his mouth has already been made up to look like a vagina and he will therefore will only attract lesbians (not such a bad idea, actually) and shove my plentiful fake-abs into his face.
hmm.
Maybe I *do* read this blog for the dix.
i saw a girl dressed as "walk of shame." Guy's button down over a skirt and leggings with black heels plus a big purse. Messy hair and makeup. She came to the party all ready for tomorrow morning.
Everyday is Halloween.
I just started doing parkour, so I wore a ninja outfit and was planning to flip out on walls and shit.
Instead my friends hosted a suprise party for me cause I was born on 31st of October, YAY. I flipped out all over their apartment walls.
Next year I'm dressing up as a Slutty Ninja, black pants and mask and nothing else. Actually fuck pants, just black boxers, and paint my whole body black.
Hey anon, I also do parkour and also dressed up as a ninja :P
I saw guy joe the plumber.
And 20 jokers.
And one oscar the grouch in an all out trash bin.
buddy went as steve erwin from the south park ep.
complete with stingray sticking out of his bloodied chest and everything.
Very pro.
I dressed up as Master Splinter from Turtles aka instant pussy at the party. Even faster than a PoM Pyro macro!
Someone put a pumpkin on my head in Shat. That was the extent of my Halloween. D:
xoxo hallloooweeeeennnnn
MORE LIKE HALLO-WIN AMIRITE?
Oh so many Jokers, it was like the Solitaire Mystery all over again.
And one guy actually turned up wearing a pumpkin on his head. I lolled.
a girl around here wore one of those sandwich signs over her head, and nothing else.
the sign said, "eat out for free!"
the best part was that she tripped over something and fell, but couldn't get back up because the sandwich sign was too big, and no one helped her because they were checking out her (naked) body.
could anyone please post in this thread:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=11296499597&sid=1
and ask dropout if he could please upload the interface from the second edit, im from europe so i cant post myself.
would be really nice.
my halloween suffered from a distinct lack of raddy :(
Radikal, your writing style reminds me an awful lot (minus all the jokes (or non-jokes) about liking dicks)of one of my favorite authors. Visit Tuckermax.com and read one of his stories. You won't regret it.
F1 race was amazing, yeah,
Massa '09 champion
Was digging the party in the ferarri garage, right up untill they heard that brit had taken fifth on the last corner...
Fat parent guy's face was priceless
i googled the musicians on your list and find it pretty weird you would recognize a halloween costume. oh and what anon above me said... yer fat ugly smelly etc
ROFL, this is why i love you raddy.
Friday I dressed up in a gorilla suit and scared tons of people jumping out of random dark places.
Saturday me and a friend went as soccer players. We brought a ball with us and would just shoot it at anything remotely resembling a goal then run around doing flips and sliding in the grass screaming "GOALLllllll!!!!" We would also dribble down the street going around people and yelling "OLEEEEEEE!" As we got drunker it only got worse. At one point I went to kick the ball at something and it rebounded smacking me in the face.
The story above me clearly belongs to a complete jerk/jackass. Please keep doing what you are doing and tell us more.
upload your new ui please :)
DROPOUT!
u reading this blog?
You have to specify what drop out you're talking to when you're referring to this blog...
I went as a turd. Was looking to get shoved up somebody's ass. Didn't really work out, but there's always next year.
holy shit someone said the EXACT SAME THING
Lloyd (from Entourage) - I'm not so sure about this one but there was this Asian kid in a sweater and I'm pretty sure this is what he was going for
hahahahahahaha
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