Spotted

I think somebody really needs to do a TMZ for WoW. Screenshots or short videos humiliating popular players. Witty, flippant commentary. Some good nipple shots. I'd do it but Stormstrike is slightly too bumblefuck to be involved in the action. Alright, that's a lie. The truth is that I'd be so good at it that this site would become a black hole of awesome (no, not brown) such that it would in fact endanger all other web traffic, plus like life on Earth.

I actually just got out of a meeting with some scientists, who told me "In conjunction with global warming, the electromagnetic surges associated with the traffic your site will draw for being too fucking awesome will disrupt the space time continuum potentially opening a black hole or at least a tear in the space time fabric where all sorts of Terminators or immortal samurai will pop out." Al Gore was there and clearly deeply concerned. He was wearing a Dr. Evil suit and had a little mini-gore with a "Support Stem Cell Research" T-Shirt on. Big Gore talked with words I didn't understand, but little Gore spoke my language, "I like burning girls. With fire. They like that." Yes they do, little man, yes they do.

I'm not talking RP gossip, talking the real deal. Who's bad? Who's gay? Who just CS'd a treant? My paparazzi spies would be everywhere, watching, waiting, frapsing. Slip up in a duel against a hurtbag and you might be reading:

Spotted: Affix loses to a hunter in blues. Looks like this little gnome isn't always at the top of his game. Little bit of drama on that RMP 3s we all know and love getting into little A's head? Talk is discontent in the ranks. Better watch what you put in tells A, pics get around town. Is this the beginning of the end for QC's Vindicator Gladiator dreams or a fluke occurrence? Only time will tell, but this arena-er thinks this could be one rocky season. XOXO RADIKAL