It might be true that Dahis and Azael's latest videos incited a jealous rage inspiring me to not only put down the bottle (Dom 95 of course), but to wash the female ejaculate off my face (yeah right) and stop counting Euros like I'm Jay, and to just get my game on. Like I said, it might be true. It might be so true that I not only did all those things but also -- ALSO -- I cleaned up the errors in my video teaser, encoded it to a normal size, stage6d it up, and put it up on WCM because frankly I need constant fucking attention and I'm just not getting it.My pinky figures I think are abnormally small. Short I should say. They don't even surpass the top joint of a ring finger. Other than disparaging parallels to penis size, I'm not sure what this means, but it is highly troubling. I've spent my whole life avoiding tea parties and when Austin Powers came out and every other kid did the whole Dr. Evil pinky to the mouth thing, I never did. I couldn't let them see my shame. My tiny little girl fingers.
I was watching Die Hard the other night because it was, well, a weeknight, and aside from trying to check out his pinky fingers and thinking how weird it was that he ever had hair, I finally got the whole dumb anti-hero vs anti-villain thing. He's all swearing and violent and bad boy cowboy and the villain isn't some maniacal terrorist but just a thief putting on a big show. No, I'm not going to get all art critic. I'll leave that for fat people or weird sociopaths over at Gameriot.
The question is simple: How do you become the bad boy cowboy of WoW? And no, all the cowboys are not gone. Fuck off with that shit. It's gay. Real gay. Here's how it can be done IMO:
- Off spec video
- Custom UI that is sweet looking but generally unintelligible (Thank you Dahis)
- Self deprecating text comments mid video that shit on the game, the class, and the whole community
- Music that vacillates from baller to "stuff my ears with dicks"
- Showcasing not only your own skill but making a point to demonstrate the folly of your opponents
- Editing to the point of significantly changing the appearance of the game -- for the better
- Model Changing
42 comments:
1st LOL
got a link for the preview?
http://www.warcraftmovies.com/movieview.php?id=50788
also, put the filefront link if you have one
nobody gives a shit about torrents
Welcome back lover! Transfer to tich w/ me, Affix, Minti, Dahis, Byniss and the rest of the cool kids in Quality Control!
Also, if yous interested, Affix PoV of some of our mirror match (rogue/priest/mage) games the other night w/ me on my new terribly geared rogue~ aww yehh 2488.
(Priesting by Byniss and Brazetina)
http://www.ourworkisneverover.net/wow/movies/Affix-RPM-3v3.wmv
wowowow cut me off :[
ourworkisneverover.net/wow/movies/Affix-RPM-3v3.wmv
Maybe that works? If it cuts off again the file name is
Affix-RPM-3v3.wmv
got first comment on the wcm vid olol /fanboy
sick games
A video title with pop cultural references es essential for being a cowboy!
- Raddy Belboa
double comment but w/e;
s3: silk or dread? and +9dmg gems or +5stam/6dmg?!
silk with all dmg gems GO
so dahis is the bad boy cowboy of wow? you just described his video "mace stun effect ftw"
I didn't say anything about mace stun effect o.O
I was actually thinking of Albis or Clazzi for the list =p
Dahis didn't give us a trailer, there was no soft opening. One day his movie wasn't there and the next, it was. Just finish the thing!
magichand 3 is pretty baller...DB + eng is how to do it, if you're UD I guess.
nono I watched the video three times
Yea Clazzi is rollin around with 80 penetration these days lol like all penetration gems. He must have some cool players who use naxx gear on his bg or some shit. He also has imp frost ward as 17/44 heh so ballish
*80 penetration but imp dampen over subtlety heh so crazy...it's merciless gear too that he's socketed w/ pen gems
Chrits I wasted that time looking Clazzi 3.
There isn't even a godamn clazzi2 tmk.
Don't throw numerals around so lightly damnit.
Affix's vid is hothothot.
(Incoming shameless advertisment and file dump)
I really enjoyed Noxn's as well.
http://files.filefront.com/NoxnChapterTwowmv/;9011641;/fileinfo.html
Some of the most hair-raising 2v2s of all time that they manage to pull off, sick work.
You should really transfer to Tichondrius. You'll have a guild, we have a ton of really good pvpers looking for 3v3/5v5 mages, and it'll be something new/different. Go.
<3 raddy
- highlight the impressive moves of your opponents.
-connect
Hey, could you please list the music on the trailer? :<
Track 1 - Venetian Snares - Szamar Madar
Track 2 - Radiohead - Talk Show Host (R+J version)
TBH I was a bit dispelased with Dahis's video, just because he failed to film his A meterial, I mean the teaser that he made was just so awesome I creamed my pants, changed them, and I was still wet in my new pants. How does that shit happen? HOW?
But his video, aside from the music, which I must admit was pretty good, especially the final song, sung by himself, which MAY have included the risk of being called a homosexual (and I acted on that risk by calling Dahis out on his sexual preferences, followed by a quick offerof marrige in my hometown of Toronto (It's all right here you see)), his video was just dry. I mean, I do more shit every day when I duel/BG etc. I know that this sounds a bit egocentric, but is it my fault that everything seems to revolve around me? Like if he included same material as in his fucking teaser, then I'd actually learn something, as it stands, it seems that the , and it pains me to say this because certain entities took this word and piled so much shit on it that is stinks like a dirty crack whore who forgot to wash for a week or so, dojo is closed.
But MAYBE it's just me, I mean it's probably not, as I view the world without color or bias, but just to be politically correct I'mma go ahead and say that jews have big noses because air is free, and I MAY have misjudged that video.
FYI, I do all those things, and my spec is as you'd call it "baller", although this term just seems to mean that you have some sort of balls, never even mentioning who they belong to or why you have them, for all we know you ran up to some guy screamed in his face and ripped his Testiclees Heel right off. As for the spec it's 35/5/21 on my warrior. And if I ever made a video it would feature retaliation animation in every fuckign frame, just because having 4 sword spin around you like it's fucking musical chairs time, and you are the proverbial chair, is GRRRRRRRREEAT.
PS: Proverbial does make you sound smart. I tattooed it on my forehead so that I don't have to say it anymore to show my intelligence. People just know.
The term baller has nothing to do with the male reproductive system my good sir.
Allow me to explain...
Baller:
A thug that has "made it" to the big time. Originally referred to ball players that made it out of the streets to make millions as a pro ball player, but now is used to describe any thug that is living large.
Livin large, with girls and money.
a straight up gangsta sporting large platnum chains, rings, and the whole sha-bang-bang. This man is usually on top of the drug game or some otha illigitamit bussiness because Bill Gates sure as hell aint no Baller...
Also one who is tallented in B-ball. I personally think calling a B ball player a baller is a waste of a good term.
One good example of how the term "baller" is used can be found in the song "Wanna be a Baller" by Lil' Troy (look it up on YouTube).
I hope I've been able to educate you on the proper usage of this term.
hi lover
=O
Look who it is...
It's YECCKKKKLLLLLEE
<3
DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING FROM ME TILL AFTER THANKSGIVING THE END THANK YOU
oh and rumor says tich is full
Only for the shitters! Some are welcome!
You fit in at LEAST one of those groups!
ditch the 95 and go with a 1990 or 2k next time
while i m at it, get a cristal or a krug, dom pe is really over hyped
frenchly yours,
bubbs
andre or bust
Seeding theeee vid on my 1Mbit upload - going to be leaving it running for the next week kids, so torrent it up!
http://www.gameriot.com/blogs/World-of-Ming/The-HafuSerennia-Duo-Beauty-and-Beast/
I AM FUCKING GLAD YOU'RE BACK RADDY!
Can't read that shitpile of a blog anymore, seriously. It went from entertaining because it was so pitiful to straight down scary..
Rad, do not be ashamed of your small pinky, for it is sure sign of evolution. For instance I have the ability to play wow with my fingers in home row position while everyone else I know plays with their ring finger on the 'a' key leaving their pinky hovering in the air. What a waste of flesh. Cherish all 5 of your digits and laugh at the primitive gorillas.
I WISH YOU ALL HAPPY AMERICAN THANKSGIVING.
Drink, fuck, and own like the cowboys of old as we celebrate the great anniversary of our victory over the evil native "Americans".
happy fucking thanksgiving indeed, we get an awesome mage lovin patch to go along with it!! BETTER BLOG ABOUT IT BALLER RADDY
I love you.
"BETTER BLOG ABOUT IT BALLER RADDY"
ugh so lame
my thanksgiving sucked, but finding this website back up made me happy
The Icy Veins story:
"blizzard can you give us resistance to pusback?"
Blizz: "How bout we give you a talent to cast faster!"
Mages: "...."
Random Hunter to blizz exec: "is it an activated magic buff?"
"yes"
"K. I'm all for it"
i love you alex and radi and holy shit i cant believe im reading this a week late
Post a Comment