Saturday, December 27, 2008

Merry Xmas + 2 Days

Yeah I'm late, kill yourselves.

I'll be back in chi tomorrow and blogging and arenaing shall commence. (And some mockery of Tokyo)

I love you all in an extremely homo way. kkbye

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Name Needed for New Shatter Combo

Who knows if this mechanic will last, and I swear to all that is pure and holy and lesbian that if you ruin it for me, I will SO say mean things about you on the internets, BUT, BUT, BUT:

Step 1) Arcane Blast
Step 2) LOOK AT MY LOL DMG BUFF MOM
Step 3) Arcane Missiles (It would be better if if MBAM proc'd here, but it's cool)
Step 4) DOOD THESE MISSILES BE FLYING BUT MY +DMG BUFF IS STILL UP WTF?
Step 5) Arcane Barrage
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Profit?

You can combo the stacking damage buff from Arcane Blast on PTR into a Barrage.

Now whether or not this is fair or balanced is really secondary to the severe naming dilemna it imposes.

After hours of soul searching, I've discovered the solution, a solution so perfect that I wonder if you Bads can even read its awesomeness without an Indiana Jones-Ark-Face-Melting upon seeing such true awesome.

It depends on the number of Blast stacks.

One Stack - 1 A Blast + 5 Missiles + 1 Barrage - MASTER COMBO
Two Stack - 2 A Blast + 5 Missiles + 1 Barrrage - AWESOME COMBO
Three Stack - 3 A Blast + 5 Missiles + 1 Barrage - BLASTER COMBO

Yes, you read that correctly, go back, it's bold for a reason. YES.



It is THAT yes. SO FUCKING YES.

PLEASE GO LIVE. PLEASE.

I NEED TO SCREAM COMBO BREAKER ON VENT WHENEVER I INTERRUPT MISSILES.

PLEASE. I NEED IT.

I NEED IT BAD.

Picture how much better this game would be.

Day dream montage music with wavy hands.

"Burst inc on shaman combo. Awesome combo inc."



"FUCK THIS *** JUST COMBO BROKE ME"