Vhairi's Blog and No Rad on PTR

Vhairi's Blog

This deserves a quick reference. I won't editorialize too much. I actually think that there is more opportunity to do well in 2v2 as a mage currently than players seem to accomplish, but it is almost more of a gameplay frustration issue than a balance issue that keeps mages discouraged and out of higher ratings. Likewise for hunters. I agree with the opinion that 2.3 will probably balance-wise be poor for the class in the smaller arenas as the buffs to other classes and the nerf to hypothermia offset anything the class is getting to aid it in the smaller brackets.

People have been pressuring me to get on PTR and put together another dueling video. I'm not really sure it's something I want to do right now, but 2.3 is promised to be on Test for a long time, so perhaps I'll have a change of heart. Ming does plan to do a lot on this PTR so hopefully he'll provide plenty of entertainment for everyone. ^^ (Besides, Affix and Hiyather can represent)

45 Second Hypothermia

Suck my dick Blizzard. Not for the taste. Or the texture. But for the nutritional content. If you want nutritional facts, you can check my -- actually, fine, whatever. I won't emo out, yet. I'm involved in some wedding bullshit this weekend and have been the past few days hence the lack of posting. I'm so sorry. So fucking sorry.

My video was rejected from Warcraft Movies for reasons unknown. I almost care enough to inquire as to why, al-fucking-most. Anyways, I'll have some drunken updates over the weekend which should contain my thoughts on the PTR changes, drunken ramblings, and general whining about how we can't beat X class or X team next season. Happy PTR weekend -- I'm sure even without my sweet nothings in your eyes, the multitude of new purples will keep you satisfied.

Oh, and:

Players no longer gain the moving AOE radius bonus if they are jumping.

That's right. Blizzard went out of its way just to nerf me. It's like that.

I'm Back, Except Shittier and Less Funny

It's been so long I've almost forgotten how to be an obnoxious douchebag, almost. I'd like to say a lot has happened in the interim and that there's SO much to catch everyone up on. Let's face it. First of all, things don't happen. Second, the past 10 days have sucked new areas of the dick previously unexplored. Nobody gives a fuck that Lindsay Lohan is finally out of rehab, and floating boy in heroes is creepy gay. Celebrity gossip and pop culture are my lifeblood, fuck.

And WoW gossip? I've got none. It seems people are actually playing the game again what with the new content coming out soon. By new content, I mean epics. Purples. People love them like men love dicks. Err, women. Men love women. I love purples. I say this because I like queue for arena and like people play against me and it's simultaneously confusing and pleasurable...as most things seem to be.

I re-watched this video because someone linked it in the comments section of my last entry. It's pure ecstasy rolled in between two Cambodian transvestite prostitutes covered with maple syrup and Dorito cheese powder. In other words, I liked it. A lot.

I posted the teaser to my video on WCM but naturally it takes like a week for them to actually host it. They clearly don't appreciate my incredible eFame and the great service I'm doing them by allowing them to host my incredibly awesome video that will make them a billion dollars in ad revenues, but it's cool. I look out for the small guy. With great eFame comes great responsibility. Ghandi told me that after I traveled back in time to save India from Black aliens. And that whole sleeping next to naked women to resist temptation thing? Bros, those were my women. And no, I didn't have sex with them because well they're...nevermind.

I'm going to go now. May all your crits be hits.